mainframe

What stupid people think computers are made of.

Wow, you build computers? You mean you build the mainframe and everything?

My computer doesn't work, I think there's something wrong with the mainframe.

by bomber991 December 25, 2008

Mainer

As a Mainer I will admit:

1 we live here willingly

2 were just off brand Canada

3 moxie is fucking good don’t deny it
4 we just got snow and I’m wicked happy

5 and uh- Jesus fucking criced!

6 you can’t get a sentence out, it’s not that we’re rude we just go “ayuh ayhuh, yea yea” because we wanna participate in the conversation.
7 i haven’t slowed because I have been shoveling snow all night

“Mainers willingly live here”
“Ok”

by Invader zim fan ;-; November 25, 2020

optimised your mainframe gigabyte storage

when you delete files that you have accidently left on your friends server but dont want them to know what you have done.

Ran: Holy crap my server is tottaly out of space.
Gary: Check again.
Ran: Oh what the?
Gary: yeah don't worry man i just optimised your mainframe gigabyte storage

by Lappy mozza January 1, 2009

Mainframe A

A message board with around 40 members run by a smelly, mysterious, man who hates FG.

"Mainframe A is owned by a guy who hates FG."

by PenalMaster March 3, 2005

manure salesman

(n). See shit spreader.

I really hanging out with Alex. It's too bad that I found out that he was a major manure salesman.

by boggler December 28, 2005

Mainframe

The big boy computer in the middle of a bunch of servers 'n stuff. great for hacking.

"I'm hacking the mainframe!"
"Alright, I'm in."

by SevenfoldBuckwheat October 24, 2019

mainard

The term used when you bleed from inexpensive toilet paper.

That dang 1-ply gave me mainard.

by Justin Main November 7, 2006