Palm M&M's

The horrifying, mutant breed of M&M's that have been transformed succeeding any time spent being held in a human hand.

Rick: Hey Jane, would you care for any M'M's? (Holding out an enclosed fist)

Jane: Why sure! That is so kind of you.

(As Rick starts to open his hand)

Jane: Wait a doggone second, do you expect me to eat those palm M&M's. Your half melted, color faded, shell cracked M&M's? Those slightly warmer than room temperature candies thanks to their recent close encounter with a human body? Shall I directly take them from you as they wantonly cling to your palm? Yeah, check yourself Rick.

by pringleballs January 13, 2012

M.M. Optimization

The idea that the Goffyistic ideal of the self can be found by optimizing the time spent in "M.M." and in "daily life" in such a way that one's social relationships are upheld.

"Jack has achieved M.M. Optimization - nobody even thinks what he's doing is stupid anymore!"

by JohnNielsen10101 October 27, 2022

Mr. M&M

A large red M&M who has an on and off relationship with Coffin Joe, drummer out of the horrors.

"That Mr. M&M, he did me over!" - As said by Coffin Joe.

by AbigHor April 19, 2010

brown m&m

oh no there is the brown M&M keep it away from Wilbur

me: leaves brown m&m on my table -

Wilbur soot: intense breathing noises-

by simplolsmh February 13, 2021

M.C.L.M.M

Mushroom Cloud Laying Motherfucker, Motherfucker... Samuel L Jackson quote from Pulp Fiction. Used by the military and PMC's to describe someone high-speed low-drag.

Joe is a M.C.L.M.M., he was with 2/75 in Panama

by Jack Frost April 1, 2007

M&M Party

M&M Party refers to the Republican Party and the two groups that support it. Millionaires and Morons! The Republicans only care about the richest 10% of the population and act accordingly. If you are not super rich and vote Republican you are in the moron faction of the M & M Party!

The big corporate execs are Millionaires and vote for the M&M party for the tax benefits, while Joe the Plumber represents the moron faction of the M&M party!

by Charles_U_Farley August 4, 2009

Brown m&m

A type of chocolate. Typically one that Wilbur Soot wants to “fuck”, and think is “sexy”.

“I wanna fuck the brown m&m!” - Wilbur spot during a stream

by Quackitynotfoundwastaken April 13, 2021