Redneck pick up lines

Used by men named mark, rick steve, john, josh, tyler,evan, fred, jim, the like to soap each other genitals and play drop the soap with each other every other night. then pretend to be straight men every other day of the week.

Examples of their Redneck pick Up lines include but are not limited to:

1) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away
2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in
4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em
6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away
8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bedrock
9) I can't find my puppy can you help me find him? I Think he went into this cheap motel room
10) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner
11) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep Til afternoon
And the best for last
12)Your face reminds me of a wrench, lookin at you makes my nuts tighten up

by Yoan'tskeerdandI'mNotScared January 27, 2010

County Lines

The term ‘county lines’ is a phrase referring to the practice of using children or vulnerable adults to traffic drugs into rural areas. This is usually a typical occurance in London.

Gang Member: Ima send this youte to do up county lines g.

by Yung Fredo April 27, 2019

hag-lines

Facial lines of unkind and mean people.

You're 31 years old and have hag-lines on your face because you're mean to undeserving people.

by Esun August 5, 2010

Lynette

A girl that is tough but pretty at the same time. She can be your best friend if you show her respect, but your greatest nightmare if you don't! She has an amazing personality but can also be quiet at times. You have to get to know Lynette to see how amazing she is.

Guy 1: "Wow did you see Lynette take down that guy?!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but she's actually really nice."

by wellwhoknowsthat August 25, 2011

Lanessa

A beautiful girl who is very very cute and very very pretty. She is very sweet. A Lanessa will always be there for you if you need her. Lanessa always know’s how to cheer you up if your sad. Lanessa is also very smart. Something A Lanessa will never admit is how perfect she is. If you ever meet a Lanessa, make sure to take care of her and cherish her forever. She is a true treasure.

“Oh.. is that Lanessa? I really wish I was dating her.. too bad she’s taken.”

by GriffinYEET December 12, 2019

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

Lyncest

When people from Lynden, Washington remain in Lynden after highschool and then proceed to date/marry in the same small pool of other people who remained in Lynden after highschool.

Linda, "Dubtehfuck, what are these engagement photos of Billy and Sally doing in my newsfeed?!"

Marcus, "Oh, didn't you know they both stayed in Lynden after graduation, never branching out into the real world, and then decided to date?"

Linda, "What a textbook example of Lyncest! I'm going to go throw up in my shoes now."

by floydianslip February 16, 2010