Emergency Landing

When you have to shit so bad that you start crapping before your cheeks actually make contact with the toilet seat. Usually involves a running start with pants down.

Dude, i payed the price for eating all those burritos last night. I just barely pulled off an emergency landing when i got home.

by phattypatty_33 September 15, 2009

Lydia

Is an especially pleasant person. She can be shy at times but is really talkative once you get to know her. She is extremely kind and caring, and is a true friend. She is searching for the perfect guy. She will make sure she gets her way with everything in life. She is very attractive, and everyone wants her.

I want to be just like lydia

by hi you look good? April 21, 2018

Landing Pad

A layer of toilet paper (usually somewhere between 3 and 8 pieces) laid down on the surface of water within the toilet bowl before one has a bowel movement. This layer of toilet paper, or ‘landing pad’, serves a 3-fold purpose: (1) To prevent the dreaded splashback effect caused by the fecal displacement of water; (2) To soften the “KER-PLUNK!” sound that often occurs when feces breaks the surface tension of the water (this is particularly effective because the toilet paper disables the properties of water’s surface tension by acting as a semi-permeable membrane, a sort of dampening medium between water and air; further, the speed of the displacement of the water is lessened, which makes for a much softer noise); and (3) To bring about an awareness of the TP supply before use, negating any chance that one might have a bowel movement, only to look over and notice that there is no toilet paper.

Johnny: "Dude, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents for the first time last night. Halfway through the night I realised that I needed to take a massive dump, which was uncomfortable because the bathroom was next to the living room where they were sitting, and the house was dead quiet"

Billy: "No way, man... what did you do?"

Johnny: "I built a wicked landing pad, so not only did they not hear me, but I was also able to stay as dry as a cracker for the whole experience. What a night it was!"

by JPaps January 8, 2011

another happy landing

Phrase used to indicate that a ship has landed sucessfully. One of many obi-one liners

*crashes starship into the ground*
"Another happy landing"

by Lumpyland69 February 7, 2017

Paul Lynde Syndrome

When some one is completely clueless about another indivuals homosexuality.

"how can she not know your gay?"
"She suffers from an acute case of Paul Lynde Syndrome."

by razerwolf July 13, 2012

Lydia

Lydia’s are beautiful, creative, caring and loving! Lydia’s are very intelligent people too. Lydia’s have Big hearts and have big dreams ! If you’re a Lydia you are going to be just fine!

Thank you, Lydia for always being so helpful and kind.

by LittleBit4U August 4, 2020

lydia-grace

The most beautiful girl in the world is named Lydia-Grace. Lydia was the first business woman named in the Bible. She is gentle, kind, giving, sweet, honest, loving, helpful, joyous, humble, patient, intelligent and fierce. She is the greatest friend you will ever have. She is the light in the sky. She is the hope in humanity. She is the warmth of the sun. She is the joy in a child’s laughter. Lydia-Grace is the perfect goodness the world needs. If you know Lydia-Grace, you are the luckiest person in the world. God has favored you if he has blessed your life with Lydia-Grace. Love her and honor her above all else.

Lydia-Grace is full of beauty and grace. Lydia-Grace has a beautiful face.

by TrueBamaFan July 24, 2018