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Businessman's lunch

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A trip on Dimethyltryptamine or the less commonly used 5-Methoxy-Dimethyltryptamine. DMT is widely regarded as the most intense psychedelic experience attainable through the use of drugs. Many users experience religious or philosophical epiphanies during a trip.

DMT is named The Businessman's Lunch or The Businessman's Trip because it fits neatly within a typical lunch break for a soulless cubicle-slave (corporate extortionist executives rarely limit themselves to an hour long lunch break, so they have the freedom to use drugs with significantly longer durations). Trips last up to an hour, but can be as short as twenty to thirty minutes. Several experiences with DMT are detailed in Alexander shulgin's book Tryptamines I Have Known and Loved.

Users should be wary, the effects hit the brain within a matter of seconds and quickly lead to a near-catatonic state. Make sure you have a friend nearby to make sure you don't drop the bowl or the lighter in your lap.
1: What if this is all just a ride, dude?
2: Why are you talking like that? Why were you in the bathroom for so long?
1: I just grabbed a quick Businessman's Lunch
by kickflipthecat October 5, 2007
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johnny's lunch

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when you fill a small paper bag filled half way with mustard; used to throw at people
that guy was dissing me so i threw a johnny's lunch at him
by Bandaid Man February 13, 2005
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Yesterday's lunch

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Lunch that is from yesterday
I'm eating Yesterday's lunch.
by D November 21, 2004
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Ploughman's Lunch

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A heterosexual sexual act involving the use of the reverse piledriver position (where the women lays on here back with her pussy raised in the air while the man, facing the same way, squats and inserts his penis downwards), ejaculation is then followed by the man shitting over the woman's chest and laughing.
I just had a great Ploughman's Lunch with my girlfriend and then I ate a sandwhich.
by IndependenceMissouri September 21, 2009
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Bishop Lynch High School

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A college preparatory academy in Dallas, Texas. Also a living hell. Overworks students, most of the students suffer from depression and anxiety due to the workload.
Bob: "I have 7 hours of homework every night."
Jim: "Where do you go to school?"
Bob: "Bishop Lynch High School"
by poopskrrt May 24, 2022
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Ploughman's lunch

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When one grates cheddar over anothers vagina while they are on their period and proceeds to eat up.
My girlfriend let me eat a ploughman's lunch in bed last night.
by Jackeylad November 15, 2018
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Plumber's Lunch

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Whatever comes out of the drain.
"Eww what's that black sludge?" "That's just the plumber's lunch."
by buddyfriendguy October 27, 2023
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