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lumpy passenger

An accidental shit in one's pants so large several bumps can be seen through the back of their trousers.
After a night of heavy drinking and binging White Castle cheeseburgers, Douglas awoke with a headache and a lumpy passenger.
by Furbs November 7, 2020
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lumpy

Another word for when a person gets an erection in an awkward situation.
Roger was in the front of the room giving his speech when he suddenly got a huge lumpy.
by Andy M-CAT January 27, 2010
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lumpy tits

Having a lump in your chesticles.
"Mrs Mitchell, the tests confirmed my diagnosis, you have lumpy tits."
by Louise Fox March 21, 2009
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lumpy surprise

when you gave in to the urge to squeeze out what you thought was a silent fart, instead you shit your drawers.
this morning in class, i was totally humiliated when i gave birth to a lumpy surprise.
by banjobill January 10, 2009
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lumpy elephant dung

The phrase the Marauders replaced, “Lilly Evans,” with in James Potter’s vocabulary using the spell, “Mutatio Verbi,” in the Harry Potter fanfiction, All The Young Dudes by mskingbean89
Luckily there aren’t many elephants in Scotland so there is a low chance that I will run into any lumpy elephant dung.
by Anything4ourMoony February 22, 2023
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Lurgy

Approximate British equivalent of the American playground term cooties, meaning a fictitious, yet highly infectious disease. Unlike cooties, now used by adults to refer to an general undefined infectious malady.

Normally used in the form "the dreaded lurgy".

The term originates from an episode of the 1950s radio comedy "The Goon Show" in which an epidemic of "The Dreaded Lurgi" was said to be about to sweep across Britain. It turned out that the lurgi was in fact a ficitious disease created by brass instrument makers who had claimed that no brass band player had ever died of the lurgi (thereby increasing sales hugely).

"The Goon Show" was an anarchic and surreal radio comedy series that starred Peter Sellers, Spike Milligan and Harry Secombe. It was written by Spike Milligan and Eric Sykes.
I think I've got the dreaded lurgy.

He's not coming into work today, apparently he's coming down with a lurgy.

I'm not quite sure what's wrong. Just some form of lurgy.

Urgh. You've got the LURGY!
by mammon_the_source August 3, 2009
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lumpy fart

A fart containing substance. A fart gone awry.
Sara thought she could do a barking prairie dog but she ended up letting go with a lumpy fart instead.
by hoho223 February 13, 2010
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