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Facebook lurker

Someone that passively trawls Facebook, but doesnt leave a Facebook footprint by writing on walls, commenting or liking things. Facebook lurkers love the book, but seek to create a facade that they're never on it
Hey check out Warrick, he's always looking at Facebook, but never doing anything on it. He's such a Facebook Lurker
by stevethesitch September 8, 2011
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lurker

Person who has less than 5% of the average user's number of interventions in an online community (sometimes even 0 interventions), yet seems to know everything about everyone. He's the one saving all of your Myspace photos in his computer without ever leaving a comment on them. After a week of lurking, he learns the ways of an online community better than very old members of it.

In real life, a lurker is a person who "happens" to overhear the most intimate of conversations and witness some key moments without many people even noticing he's there.
It's the 3925th time (random number) I go on Urban Dictionary, but the first time I post a definition. I guess that makes me a lurker.
by Insert Nickname Here June 22, 2010
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lukeywes1234

lukeywes1234 was the king of youtube. In about 3 weeks he got 11,000 subscribers, on january 4th 2010 he was the top search on google, the next day january 5th 2010 his youtube account was suspended by the evil people at youtube. January 6th marks the date of a massive attack on youtube to avenge the fallen king of youtube. Many thought lukeywes1234 was the messiah of youtube and that he would go on to change all of the internet. If youtube does not restore lukeywes1234 to his former glory right away then his people must wait until the year 2015 for the return of the king!
The most awsome boy to ever live lukeywes1234 will live in our hearts forever.
by luceywes1234 forever January 5, 2010
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Pervy Lurker

can be used in almost any instance. A pervy lurker is someone who is either pervy, lurkerish, creepy, weird, or any other adjective causing you to laugh at the fact that they creep people out.
"Check out that pervy lurker...ew!"
by Prebbler October 3, 2006
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Lurkers Corner

A corner in which users of the aXs chat hang out when they do not want to be seen/heard or when they want to avoid the Glass Smash
Lucindac: What you all up to?
Greyhound35000: chillin in lurkers corner
by KillerMackem June 20, 2010
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crazy lurker

a stalker looking, hardcore gangbanging nigger
dude, that crazy lurker got himself some grillz
by bitchnigfro September 26, 2007
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left lane lurker

An operator of a privately or commercially owned automobile (typically a Toyota Prius) who has gone full-retard and operates said automobile at a speed well under the designated speed limit in the left-hand lane of a multi-lane roadway when other roadway lanes are clear and free of traffic -or- other roadway lanes are loosely occupied by other motorists traversing at a similar speed.
I swear to God, if this left lane lurker doesn't merge over I'm going to fucking ram his Prius off I-40.
by s2k ftw September 18, 2013
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