lurker

Someone who is constantly on myspace looking at the same people that they don't know over and over again to see if they have new pictures, who their friends are etc. etc.

Lurkers often lurk in packs, to show their fellow lurkers their lurkees, and to show off their taste in lurkees.

Koala is such a lurker, every night she sits in front of her laptop on myspace, lurking people she suspects may be cooler or prettier than she is.

by panders October 4, 2005

Lurker

noun. When you are swimming and a Charlie Horse (aka a cramp) is not quite hurting yet, but it will flare up if you kick wrong.

"Holy shit, I just swam that whole practice with a lurker in each calf!"

by FloopyPirate98 January 11, 2017

Lurker

A fictitious burrowing organism of the Zerg race, belonging to the Starcraft universe. Lurkers are born from the metamorphosis of a hydralisk.

A swarm of overlords dropped a dozen lurkers in my base. No SCVs survived.

by SCV_Master December 20, 2008

lurker

Starcraft character (Zerg race), a large crab like creature that hides underground and attacks with spikes, otherwise know as a Mudspiker.

Fuck those Mudspikers just mudspiked my base.

Jesus fuck my mudspikers just got owned by Frogs (Zerglings).

by Jimmy July 30, 2003

Lurker

Somebody who enjoys occasional drug use and quietly keeps to himself in the crowd. He Lurks from town to town trying to get down on whatever he had found. From Clifton to D-Hill, he'll pop most any pill, to satisfy his will.

Yo is Lurker gonna be there? Aw, never mind I'm not going...

by deskox17 January 10, 2014

Lurker

A guy who creepily stands on the edge of any dance floor, who came to the venue alone, and is there for the sole purpose of making moves on any unsuspecting woman who strays from her group. He generally sneaks up from behind.

Dance closer to me, you guys; I see a lurker over there who is waiting to move in on me.

by Char and Karen December 22, 2008

Lurker

An asocial person who lives amongst others, but avoids as much contact with them as possible.

In a dorm room hall, the few kids who are never seen during daylight, but are occasionally run into in the restroom by the normal kids during a middle-of the night bathroom run. They live in singles (so to avoid roommates), which are on a secluded hallway, and never talk to anyone.. even if approached and spoken to.

by Matt (not the crackhead) July 28, 2005