lurgan

Honestly the town with all the junior high ones smoking their little e cig (it’s meant to help you quit smoking), honestly they don’t want to get caught but end up doing it at like 2:45 pm in a public park where tons of houses can see you doing the sesh. They also do weed.

Fun fact: there was some kid who was “slabbering” about a girl and ending up getting beaten; in his own house. Because everyone beat his door down.

Then we got the ones after junior high and the ones that are still in junior high shouting “FUCK THE PEELERS” “NO SURRENDER - THE POPES A BENDER”. like their so proud to
be a protestant, it’s honestly an embarrassment. Always doing weed in an abandoned factory.

lurgan is also the place that people use the phrase “Lah” instead of “Lad”. Mainly a way of acting hard

“You live in Craigavon bie?

“Ay!”

“Which part?”

“Lurgan!”

“That shithole, that’s lethal lah.”

by OKBOOMERo0Oo0O December 11, 2019

lurgee

Temporary or seasonal flu or sickness contracted from another individual with said lurgee.

"Dude, I was makin out with Shelley the other day and I think I got her lurgee."

by Jasonius Maximus December 15, 2008

Lorgy Day

The day formerly known as monday which is no longer the worst day but in fact the best day for it is the day you buy lottery tickets and have orgies

Puddin, Kim and Slapchoppin had a good Lorgy Day

by Slapchoppin December 8, 2009

LURGANG

To be Jobless.

Lurgang: "Hey Mom"

Mother: "What's up son!"

Lurgang: "I am Lurgang"
Mother: "Leave my house"

by Wax Wuna May 26, 2021

lurge

To fall sick, normally with the flu or cold or similar.

I've got the lurge..

I am all lurged up

Stay away, she's got the lurge

by DaRK June 1, 2004

Luggy

An abbreviation of "unlucky." Often used colloquially.

Luggy, you missed the train.

by SRJT16 March 28, 2015

Luggy

Knotted, as in hair.

"The dog's tail was luggy."-Bette

by -Ego January 13, 2010