whore lure

male cologne or after shave, usually with a strong smell and put on liberally.

I'm gonna splash on some whore lure before I go out tonight.

by steve December 17, 2003

lareesa

A beautiful young woman who is very athletic and perfect in every way. She is very caring and loving and will always make you smile even when she's at her worst. She can be sexual at some times and can have an inappropriate sense of humor. She is loyal and honest and if you have her in your life never ever let her go

Person 1. BRO that girl is so beautiful she must be a lareesa!
Person 2. Damn she's hot

by Dougie dougie July 18, 2017

The Lurker

n. The guy who hangs out by the dumpster in the 7-11 parking lot. He doesn't really ever do anything; he just looks like he's about to. The Lurker has a well groomed molestache and still listens to Snow and Vanilla Ice. Also seen at NASCAR events.

Be careful dude, I saw The Lurker over there last week.

by LukeDuke December 23, 2004

professional lurker

individuals who may never like, comment or share your posts but secretly watch everything you do.

I have several professional lurkers following me on social media.

by Natural Metra September 9, 2015

lurkey

A person who steals jokes and material from people on Twitter and tweets them as if they were their own, with no attribution, re-tweet, or credit given.

Can also be used as a verb, as in to "lurkey" someone's joke or material; see also, "lurkeyed".

Wow, that guy stole my joke without giving me credit or re-tweeting me! What a total lurkey!

You totally got lurkeyed by that girl!

by angryfatgeek January 22, 2010

Laureen

Laureens worst qualities are that they can be jealous, passive aggressive, and unemotional. Yet, these weaknesses are also their strengths. For example, their jealousy drives them to be protective and loyal. There are passive aggressiveness often helps to keep the peace and descalate confrontation. Since they are unemotional, they tend to be analytical and can problem solve quite well. Finally, Laureens tend to age well and like birds and dogs.

Person 1: Where is Laureen?

Person 2: outside feeding her birds.

by OOO! June 14, 2019

Facebook lurker

Someone that passively trawls Facebook, but doesnt leave a Facebook footprint by writing on walls, commenting or liking things. Facebook lurkers love the book, but seek to create a facade that they're never on it

Hey check out Warrick, he's always looking at Facebook, but never doing anything on it. He's such a Facebook Lurker

by stevethesitch September 8, 2011