Lurch

A lurch describes a person who is socially inept. This can be with girls, guys, new people or all three. The degree of their lurcheyness is usually specified by an adjective with lurch commonly being the latter.

Examples of adding an adjective would be:

-Uber lurch
-Super lurch

The word lurch originates from the Adams family character Lurch. Lurch was known for looking like Frankenstein and also for making inarticulate moans as a way of talking.

-Look at the person over there sat quietly in the corner
-Haha what a lurch!

by solomonf August 11, 2009

lurch

To dance, badly. Typically applied to males, but can be applied to females in certain instances.

Bubba is a great lurcher! or Lets go search & lurch!

by Rxer November 15, 2010

lurch

The space between your hands.

I was fucked up one night and could feel my lurch vibrating.

by lumpstump May 8, 2011

Lurch

To tell someone your lifes story or to talk to someone about any subject for long periods of time without their consent.

Ryan lurched Carl on his first day of work.

by MysticWolf118 May 31, 2012

lurch

to treat a women in the worst and most mysoginistic manner

Those girls had the audacity to make us pay for their food, so we straight lurched those hoez.

by Big L.U.R.C.H. November 12, 2002

lurch

The act of taking a shit at work.

I'll be back in a minute boss, just going for a lurch.

I had 3 lurches before lunch and I'm exhausted.

by One thong January 7, 2016

lurch

To be playing basketball, preferably at the gow, and to NOT play any sort of defense and lurk back near the opposing net and to allow your teammates to A) grab the boards and hopelessly fling the ball down to you and easily dunk the ball, because the lack of defense or B) allow the other team to score, check the ball EXTREMELY fast and a quick pass to you down the court for another easy dunk.

He was lurching all day, he must of had 20 or more dunks.

by gow July 12, 2006