Normally a worryingly over wieght male with a gold earring and a shaven head, usually wearing a sweaty dirty tshirt with stains of their breakfast from 2 weeks ago .
A lorry driver cannot drive to save his/her life and often carrying a load that takes up 2 lanes causing huge traffic and are selfish pricks
A lorry driver cannot drive to save his/her life and often carrying a load that takes up 2 lanes causing huge traffic and are selfish pricks
by domboy February 23, 2015
Get the lorry driversmug. by Help me ples June 7, 2021
Get the A Sports Lorrymug. guy 1: hey what did u get up last night man
guy 2: i went to a gay rave!
guy 1: pfft thats only for people like lorry johnson, who like schlongs in the asses
guy 2: i went to a gay rave!
guy 1: pfft thats only for people like lorry johnson, who like schlongs in the asses
by benLOLatlorry October 16, 2008
Get the lorry johnsonmug. 
The contents of many of the discarded plastic drinks bottle containers to be found in the central reservation of all motorways and dual carriageways. No matter what the label says, be it Coke, 7up, Fanta, etc the contents will always be the same substance: a distinct brand - Trucker's slowly fermenting piss.
(Whilst in a traffic jam) "Jesus Christ, wold you look at the state of that central reservation. I've counted at least 18 bottles of Lorry Driver's Pop in the last 5 minutes!"
"Dinnae touch that ye daft wee fucker, cannae ye see that it's a stinking yellow boatel of Lorry Driver's Pop!"
Doug was comfortably driving along at a steady 56mph when he realised he was choking for a slash. "Nae boather," he thought, "I'll just brew up some Lorry Driver's Pop".
"Dinnae touch that ye daft wee fucker, cannae ye see that it's a stinking yellow boatel of Lorry Driver's Pop!"
Doug was comfortably driving along at a steady 56mph when he realised he was choking for a slash. "Nae boather," he thought, "I'll just brew up some Lorry Driver's Pop".
by CnP November 1, 2006
Get the Lorry Driver's Popmug. An unpleasant vagina. Cheap, greasy and you'll require a large amount of sauce before you'll go near one.
by Wazza2404 October 29, 2008
Get the Lorry Driver's Breakfast.mug. by LadyN April 3, 2017
Get the off the back of a lorrymug.