A play to run on girls to get the business.
1st: Have an ability in website design and think of a unique fake name. Have you got yours? Good!
Now when you get to the bar look for a girl with a really nice phone. Approach her with confidence and repeat your fake name often. Now when you leave she will go on her phone and do an internet search of you, where she'll see......
a series of fake websites talking about your many feats in being a billionaire, global balloon trekker, and being told by doctors that penis reduction surgery isn't an option.
give her some time then approach her again and ask if she would like to have coffee.
1st: Have an ability in website design and think of a unique fake name. Have you got yours? Good!
Now when you get to the bar look for a girl with a really nice phone. Approach her with confidence and repeat your fake name often. Now when you leave she will go on her phone and do an internet search of you, where she'll see......
a series of fake websites talking about your many feats in being a billionaire, global balloon trekker, and being told by doctors that penis reduction surgery isn't an option.
give her some time then approach her again and ask if she would like to have coffee.
by lesbihonestttt June 9, 2013
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A word that means a multiple of things.
Lorenz as an Adjective - To describe something that is perfect, beautiful, handsome, attractive, exquisite, emaculate, lovely, charming, delightful, appealing, engaging
ravishing, gorgeous, heavenly, stunning.
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Lorenz in other languages
Chinese Anglisaxan - Lörenz
Sinhalese - Gemba
Mexican - Lorenzo
Arabic - Mohammed
Lorenz could also be referring to the famous Lorenz Jimenez. (Follow @lorenzjimenezfanpage on instagram now for more information!)
"Lorenz" can be used almost anywhere in a sentence at any time or space
Lorenz as an Adjective - To describe something that is perfect, beautiful, handsome, attractive, exquisite, emaculate, lovely, charming, delightful, appealing, engaging
ravishing, gorgeous, heavenly, stunning.
Lorenz as a verb - When you are doing something that is graceful, helpful, amazing, surprising, electrifying, incredible, phenomenal, extraordinary, magnificent, wonderful, marvellous, spectacular, remarkable, phenomenal, prodigious, miraculous, breathtaking, dazzling, stunning, astounding, astonishing, awe-inspiring
Lorenz in other languages
Chinese Anglisaxan - Lörenz
Sinhalese - Gemba
Mexican - Lorenzo
Arabic - Mohammed
Lorenz could also be referring to the famous Lorenz Jimenez. (Follow @lorenzjimenezfanpage on instagram now for more information!)
"Lorenz" can be used almost anywhere in a sentence at any time or space
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"Don't you Lorenz hate it when Lorenz your making Lorenz toast and your dick gets Lorenz stuck in a blender!"
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"Wow how Lorenz of Lorenz to save that Lorenz man today!"
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And she'll be there for you.
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always put other people before herself,
makes stupid desicions but you love her anyway,
the most amazing girl anyone could ever meet,
I love you and always will :)
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