Lorde

One day, a 45-year old geologist from South Park, Colorado, decided to enter the women's bathroom at work. In there, he realised he had a knack for singing/writing songs, and decided to adapt an alternative on-stage persona, as a 17-year old girl. The result, is Lorde. The rest, is history.

Dude 1: Dude I totally jacked off to Lorde's performance last night.
Dude 2: Dude...you know it's actually a 45-year old dude?
Dude 1: Yea right, and Tupac is still alive, right?
Tupac: Haha, you gay son.

by Demonjizz May 1, 2016

Lorde

an 18 year old singer-songwriter from New Zealand who is a slaystress

LORDE STOP SLAYING MY LIFE

by trusame October 27, 2015

Lorped

Starts by getting very drunk. Then bumming a vape from your buddy and hitting it in rapid succession until you pass out.

Let me hit your vape bro, I’m trying to get fucking lorped!

by Big dick bot July 3, 2021

boat loaded

To drink so much that one would think you have consumed the equivalent volume of alcohol which could be stored on a container ship.

Deaner actually pissed himself he was so drunk. He was boatloaded.

by Craigger May 13, 2005

loaded

someone who is high off of weed or other drugs or pills

"Man I was so loaded last night"

by Latina August 26, 2004

bases loaded

To convey in polite words that fellatio, intercourse, and anal sex is likely to happen in the same night, or a general inkling that something great will happen.

I just slipped that girl some roofies...bases loaded.

by fizzpuss May 18, 2010

lorde

A colloquial term for jizz, cum, semen, etc.

Guy 1: "Hey man, did you see Thor last night."

Guy 2: "Ya bro, Natalie Portman was so hot."

Guy 1: "I know, I was lordeing all over the place!"

Guy 2: "Ugh. I hate it when my lorde gets on the furniture. Such a pain to get out."

by MontyFaigen1 December 15, 2013