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Loomered

Being unfairly and unexpectedly fired from your job at the request of a far-right conspiracy theorist, for not being sufficiently insane or supportive of a dictator.
The intelligence director; the senior director for legislative affairs; the senior director overseeing technology and national security; the senior director for international organizations. They all got loomered, they no longer work for the government.
by RMI2087 May 10, 2025
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Loomered

When a person without dignity or self-respect claims that they have humiliated and denigrated another person, often in the act of humiliating or denigrating themselves.
"Laura said she loomered that person!"
"But Laura made herself look even worse in the process."
by pensee November 5, 2023
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Loomer

Dude did you see Nathan’s family on family day? He’s such a loomer.
by Sidboihours July 10, 2021
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Loomer

Past: (Loomered)
Active: (Loomering)

The act of issuing a vague threat of action against someone if they do something, knowing that the person you’re threatening has no intention of doing the thing you’re warning them against doing, then, at some future date, claiming credit for the fact that they didn’t do the thing they were never going to do—saying it was because of your threat.
"Thanks to the "Loomer" treatment, he won't be walking down this street anytime soon!"

"After his "Loomering" he must be so humiliated lmao!"

"He got "Loomered" so hard, I bet he's crying right now!"
by Rhian Fazzini July 31, 2023
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Loomer

Getting your dick jacked off with someone’s feet
Rando #1: Son, I just got that Loomer zoomer.

Rando #2: Word! Everyone knows Laura Loomer loves to beat off dicks with her feet on the regular, son!
by Lou Sassoles August 4, 2023
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Loomer

Noun. One who constantly reinforces just how misinformed or dumb they may be.
Dude - You cannot really believe that s&%t. Stop being such a Loomer.
by larsnotlarsnils June 20, 2025
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Loomer

When a prolapsed anus resembles Jigsaw
noun; Eat plenty of fiber or you’ll end up with a loomer

adj; she’s had so much plastic surgery, she looks like a loomer
by SheepB0T February 8, 2024
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