Past: (Loomered)
Active: (Loomering)
The act of issuing a vague threat of action against someone if they do something, knowing that the person you’re threatening has no intention of doing the thing you’re warning them against doing, then, at some future date, claiming credit for the fact that they didn’t do the thing they were never going to do—saying it was because of your threat.
Active: (Loomering)
The act of issuing a vague threat of action against someone if they do something, knowing that the person you’re threatening has no intention of doing the thing you’re warning them against doing, then, at some future date, claiming credit for the fact that they didn’t do the thing they were never going to do—saying it was because of your threat.
"Thanks to the "Loomer" treatment, he won't be walking down this street anytime soon!"
"After his "Loomering" he must be so humiliated lmao!"
"He got "Loomered" so hard, I bet he's crying right now!"
"After his "Loomering" he must be so humiliated lmao!"
"He got "Loomered" so hard, I bet he's crying right now!"
by Rhian Fazzini July 31, 2023
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Rando #2: Word! Everyone knows Laura Loomer loves to beat off dicks with her feet on the regular, son!
Rando #2: Word! Everyone knows Laura Loomer loves to beat off dicks with her feet on the regular, son!
by Lou Sassoles August 4, 2023
Get the Loomer mug.Someone who is obsessed with the the My Bloody Valentine album, Loveless. They refuse to acknowledge the band's other albums, and pray to Kevin Shields every night. They sometimes attempt to learn the guitar solely to play songs off Loveless.
Pesti: OH you like My Blood Valentine too? My favorite album from them is MBV.
Demi: What is MBV? The only album from that band is Loveless.
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Demi: What is MBV? The only album from that band is Loveless.
Pesti: Looks like we've got a loomer...
by XenoPixel April 4, 2022
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by sirbradnickthe5th February 4, 2022
Get the suma satsuma boomer loomer mug.A person who is continuously shunned by society or a community due to their own insidious action(s). However they are incapable of accepting any personal responsibility and will seek out any reason or person no matter how illogical to shift the blame towards.
Alex: hey did you hear Laura got banned from the Smithsonian again?
Jonesy: yeah she’s on camera taking another dump in the Aerospace exhibit, but she pulled a Loomer and posted that Muslim immigrants put laxatives in the water fountains like that makes any sense at all.
Alex: Classis Loomer from Laura
Jonesy: yeah she’s on camera taking another dump in the Aerospace exhibit, but she pulled a Loomer and posted that Muslim immigrants put laxatives in the water fountains like that makes any sense at all.
Alex: Classis Loomer from Laura
by GroovyWars September 12, 2024
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