Loomer

Getting your dick jacked off with someone’s feet

Rando #1: Son, I just got that Loomer zoomer.

Rando #2: Word! Everyone knows Laura Loomer loves to beat off dicks with her feet on the regular, son!

by Lou Sassoles August 05, 2023

Loomer

To masturbate a man’s throbbing cock with feet

Hey, last night I got a Loomer by Laura Loomer’s own feet!

by Lou Sassoles August 05, 2023

Loomer

Someone who is obsessed with the the My Bloody Valentine album, Loveless. They refuse to acknowledge the band's other albums, and pray to Kevin Shields every night. They sometimes attempt to learn the guitar solely to play songs off Loveless.

Pesti: OH you like My Blood Valentine too? My favorite album from them is MBV.
Demi: What is MBV? The only album from that band is Loveless.
Pesti: Looks like we've got a loomer...

by XenoPixel April 04, 2022

Loomer

When a prolapsed anus resembles Jigsaw

noun; Eat plenty of fiber or you’ll end up with a loomer

adj; she’s had so much plastic surgery, she looks like a loomer

by SheepB0T February 09, 2024

dennis loomer

a heroic mountain troll that exists to spread joy and obesity.
An iconic being to ever encounter.

you're such a dennis loomer for cleaning my throw-up that i've fallen in love with you and now we will be happily ever after with 12 kids and a happy meal for breakfast every day

by nickgursiffyuh December 11, 2023

Loomered

When a person without dignity or self-respect claims that they have humiliated and denigrated another person, often in the act of humiliating or denigrating themselves.

"Laura said she loomered that person!"
"But Laura made herself look even worse in the process."

by pensee November 05, 2023

Loomered

harass or persecute (someone) with unwanted and obsessive attention.

Christina was loomered at an event in Florida by a mentally unstable woman.

by Zaccheus414 November 05, 2023