Lonna

Lonna is pretty fun, amazing, hot, and can get any guy she wants to. She lowkey high key thicc. she got them big titties. she plays sports and will always be in shape. she has blonde hair and light eyes. she’s a badass

lonna is a bitch

by wedontlikefakeassfriends January 15, 2020

Lontar

A person who hooked up with a girl...and the girl left something important, like an id or earrings and the person sees that girl everyday and is too ashamed to give it back to her.

When Eric was too ashamed to give Erica her id back after they hooked up, even though they were on the same swim team, Eric was considered a lontar.

by Eric chavezz July 16, 2008

Lonwabo

A person who is bound to bring you nothing but happiness. Their presence lightens up any room they set foot into.

You’re glowing. You must’ve been around Lonwabo.

by afrisun January 27, 2021

Lonzo Ball

The child of a parent who gets too involved in their life and work.

Person 1: My dad keeps telling the scouters about my skills.

Person 2: Well that means you’re a Lonzo Ball.

by RaptorsForLife17 June 27, 2019

Bi-lonajob

During the act of giving someone fallacio the caregiver gives the receiver a "double" surprise by cupping their balls in one hand while at the same time shoving a finger in his asshole with the other hand.

Last night the blow job my wife was giving me turned into a bi-lonajob when she decided to jiggle my balls and shove her finger in my ass at the same time! That was quite the double surprise.

The wife was feeling frisky last night. She gave me a bi-alonajob and it wasn't even my birthday!

by Dimentedhumor September 2, 2012

Te pasas de lanza

Slang primarily heard amongst Mexicans, but not exclusively. Basically means going over-board, as in, too excitingly, too eager, TOO extravagant, to the point where you simply make a fool of yourself.

(Monday morning before 1st period)

Jr. High School Kid: Oooooooooh, I can't wait!!!!

Friend: What's up chuck? What are you excited about?

Jr. High School Kid: I bought my girlfriend her Valentine's gift!

Friend: Sweet, what'd you get her?

Jr. High School Kid: I bought her Chocolates, scented candles, flowers, stuffed animals, I wrote her a poem, I took new pictures of myself and put it in a heart frame, I bought her a puppy, some perfume, new earrings, a $250 gift card to Victoria Secret, a diamond ring for when we get married, a ne ....

(interrupted)

Friend: Woah Woah, you bought her a ring? Dude, you've been going out with her for a little over a week haven't you?

Jr High School Kid: I know, I know, but she's the one!

Friend: rofl! Te pasas de lanza.

by TheJuneDude August 20, 2010

lonzail

a guy who kisses you on the forehead before saying goodbye, watches you until you get in the house when he drops you off, always calls and texts back, makes surprise visits when you're angry at him, always offers to pay the check, and the most cuddly person you could ever sleep next to.

girl to her friend: hey so what did you get for your birthday?
friend: i got lonzail (sighs)

by lindseyfbaby July 25, 2010