The smartest creature in the universe that always looks concerned for your well-being. She learns vast amounts of knowledge through her mentors: Willy, Tuni, and Kibben. She is in her youth at the moment, placing her in the smolest form of her life cycle. Through her life, she will transition from a micro Boin to a massive cabt with virtually unlimited power. She is the guardian of our known universe, and resides with her family, Lexi and the stuffed animals. Every day she undergoes a rigorous task devised by her masters, given to her in the knowledge tree. She is constantly expanding her combat abilities, as well as her intellectual experience. Within our lifetime, she will conquer earth, where everyone will bow and worship to her awesomeness.
by Bsjd I. June 18, 2021
Get the Me Lon catmug. Andy: Crap, I boob-lon-tondred again!
Jack: Where'd you boob-lon-tondra now?
Andy: I boob-lon-tondred with this pipe bomb. We'll be dead within a matter of seconds.
Jack: That's one hell of a boob-lon-tondra.
Jack: Where'd you boob-lon-tondra now?
Andy: I boob-lon-tondred with this pipe bomb. We'll be dead within a matter of seconds.
Jack: That's one hell of a boob-lon-tondra.
by Chenandler Bong November 7, 2007
Get the Boob-lon-tondramug. by hoag n1m March 10, 2022
Get the chu tieu xam lon quamug. Ta Lon a beautiful and sexy person. A nice, loving, adorable, and caring friend. He’s known to be better in a relationship. Ta Lon’s is super loyal.
by Yokersomer November 21, 2021
Get the Ta Lonmug. Lon hare is code speak for shaving ones testicles and putting the pubic trimmings in another persons food.
by qualitypro September 25, 2010
Get the lon haremug. A very nice person & loving heart she’s a Shiesty one tho has a bad attitude and very hype temper will turn to 0 to 100 very fast and has a excitement energy all the time
Lon 30
by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Lon 30mug. It's common in Vietnam when optic cables are regularly broken every year and even throughout the year.
When you see a Vietnamese say this word, it means that the internet bandwidth is fucked, and not only gamers, a whole country is frustrated with it. Even when Viettel is the largest ISP in Vietnam.
So, whenever you go online and suddenly see someone saying the word or something that's likely the word, you know the context.
When you see a Vietnamese say this word, it means that the internet bandwidth is fucked, and not only gamers, a whole country is frustrated with it. Even when Viettel is the largest ISP in Vietnam.
So, whenever you go online and suddenly see someone saying the word or something that's likely the word, you know the context.
"Oh, my YouTube, the speed of light! Wait 30 minutes to load a 480p video. Viettel cu lon"
"And let's enjoy the waiting of just an hour for a majestic 2MB PNG of a cat. The speed is out of the blue. Viettel cu lon"
"And let's enjoy the waiting of just an hour for a majestic 2MB PNG of a cat. The speed is out of the blue. Viettel cu lon"
by CheeSe Dustyvoxx July 30, 2024
Get the viettel cu lonmug.