longbottom

The act of simultaneously taking a shit, pissing and ejaculating.

Last night I picked up this really hot chick, when I got her home she totally made me longbottom. There was shit and piss everywhere!!

by Richard Cloutier December 28, 2011

Neville Longbottomed

When a character, despite being intelligent, brave, talented, or an otherwise stalwart and loyal friend is dismissed by fans until they become more attractive, at which point everyone pays attention to how hot they became.

refers to Neville Lognbottom, a character from JK Rowling's Harry Potter series, who was generally unpopular until the actor portraying him (Matthew Lewis) became attractive in time for the film adaptations of the final book.

Jeff has many interests that nobody cared about before he Neville Longbottomed, they still don't care but at least he's attractive.

Mary Neville Longbottomed and now she can't tell who is her friend and who just wants to sleep with her.

by those guys you don't know September 16, 2013

Nevel Longbottomed

When an unattractive pre teen goes through puberty and becomes a sexy beast.

Taylor: Is that Rob?

Kristen: Yeah.

Taylor: Wasn't he kinda ugly?
Kristen: Yeah, he totally got Nevel Longbottomed.

by Purplepumpkin July 13, 2015

neville longbottomed

when an ugly person (usually a character with a recurring role in a series) passes puberty and becomes really good looking

have you seen Joseph Gordon-Levitt lately?
he totally neville longbottomed

by harrypotterland August 31, 2013

Neville Longbottomed

In the popular film franchise Harry Potter , Neville longbottom goes from being a slightly geeky , chubby child to a fit as fuck adult. Similar to a glo up, if someone has Neville longbottomed they have gotten significantly hotter

"Have you seen Tom recently? He's so hot now!"
"I know, he's seriously Neville Longbottomed!"

by Ginjasaaa May 30, 2017

Leghetto

Legit and cool, but only in the ghetto

"OMG, her weave is so leghetto"
"Wow, that guy is so leghetto

by Caed December 26, 2014

Adam Longbottom

legend; celebrity

Osama Bin Laden is a modern day Adam Longbottom

by coolguy2828 June 9, 2021