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long jesus dick

A haitian proverb about how haitians have fourth Johnson in whole world.
Mines gots a long jesus dick my friends! Not an smalls american one YES
by Juzztn December 5, 2017
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short dick long nose

A douche bag with a long nose and you assume he has a small dick
Wow jerry is such a short dick long nose kinda guy am I right??!
by Sleezychicken February 10, 2017
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Dick Long Johnson

Female: "So what's your name?"
Dick: "Dick Long Johnson."
Female: "Let's go to my place"
by Dick Long Johnson June 28, 2012
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Long Distance Dick Punch

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The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.
by JlevEsq July 30, 2021
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Long ass dick

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by ​‍‍‍‍‍‍ February 27, 2023
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Dick long

Hey bruh you got a dick long
by Greg d long October 19, 2020
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