lobotomite

someone who suffers from extreme lack of critical thought, either through organic causes, brain damage, or lack of neural exercise.

Fox News has cornered the market in the 31-46 lobotomite demographic.

by ALargerView January 23, 2011

lolbutsrs

A compressed version of "laugh out loud but serious".

It can be used to acknowledge an amusing element and then assert a level of importance and earnestness regarding the subject of discussion.

In other words, it is the equivalent of "I find that amusing however my question or statement was genuine".

Jed: "How hard is it to pass that maths exam?"

Nick: "I'm hard right now."

Jed: "lolbutsrs."

Nick: "Oh. Er... Yeah it's alright I guess..."

by 2 Cool - that's right March 16, 2009

Lobotobrain

Often used to describe one who has undergone a failed Lobotomy.

"Boy that Rosemary Kennedy, what a Lobotobrain she is!"

by WaddlesJr September 25, 2011

lobotofuck

Fucking the hole in someone's head after they've had a lobotomy. Often used similarly to skullfuck.

Dude, I was lobotofucking the hell out of her.

Dude... Ew.

by Tron55000 November 2, 2017

lobot

Anyone who walks around with one of those stupid bluetooth thingies on their ear.

Corey:
"Hey dad, why is that lobot here? Who is going to be calling him here at Denny's at 6:00 in the morning?"

Dad:
"Son you don't understand. Lobot's just want to give everyone else in the room the impression that they're important."

by W.C. Ford December 23, 2006

lolbitesnake

An alternative term for a venomous snake.

The snake on the floor of the hummer in Gone in 60 seconds is NOT an lolbitesnake, the occupants of the vehicle were in no danger whatsoever.

by theAnusWrita February 2, 2010

lolcoti

Also lol-coti. Used as a reaction to comically tragic news to express "laughing out loud--crying on the inside".

"Hey, I just heard that my Ex won the lottery! lolcoti!"

by B. Kaiser September 7, 2008