Lois

A unique kind of person, he/she is a nice, charming and funny person, always helping out and caring for others. They give the best hugs and can get quite jealous over the person they love. They will not stop chasing the person they like and are quite romantic.

I hell want to marry a lois, theyre faithful and give the best hugs

Lois is such a sweet girl, i love her to bits

by Altanonymous November 25, 2012

lolsanchez

n. el-oh-el-san-chehz

1. lolSanchez (born November 11, 1986), formerly known as Mark Sanchez, is an American football quarterback for the New York Jets of the National Football League (NFL). The pseudonym was formally adopted and applied by North American tribunal (excluding Mexico) after his play on the field was deemed far too amusing for the general public. (see buttfumble)

2. a sexual act where an individual drives to Home Depot and pays an illegal immigrant $58.25 million over 5 years to eroto-asphyxiate him/her on a freshly manicured lawn.

Matt Mosley: Mark Sanchez just buttfumbled!

Richard Johnson: Who?

Matt Mosley: lolSanchez

Richard Johnson: Ohhhh! That guy! He is hilarious! Almost as funny as that other Mexican quarterback in Dallas.

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After his foot fetish was not longer satisfying, Rex decided to treat himself to an lolsanchez.

by penguin farmer July 18, 2013

Lilsboa

Used in place of the name of a cat. Derived from the name Lily and a Boa Constrictor.

Person 1: hows your lilsboa doing?
Person: She's called Malcolm... Shes about to keel over

by Smelybelly February 12, 2015

FAT LILS

in the words of Charlie, this is a definition of when a female has abnormally large breasts, often deceivingly so.

'Shit, when she took off her top she had some fat lils!'

by CRAZYJAMESG June 24, 2006

Hey Lois

When you want to make a poop joke without looking like a 4 year old
Originally from Family Guy

Peter: Hey Lois
Lois: What?
Peter: Diarrhoea

by JohnLennon69 June 11, 2022

gird your loins

An old-fashioned expression, meaning to prepare oneself for action. Originated in the Bible.

Oh shit, the principal's coming! GIRD YOUR LOINS!

by 1185lamont December 26, 2007

Lois

A super cute, amazing and sexy girl that knows how to treat a boy when she likes the boy. They are very naughty but will not show it until you maje the first move. They are also very good and amazingly great kissers.

1. Get you a lois nigga.
2. A lois and a Emmanuel are the power couples of all other couples.

by Kayla hanes January 3, 2017