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Swampy Logger 

When you shit in this bitch's pussy, then fuck it, then get sucked off, and finally finish it off with a make out session.
Last night in the barn your mother gave me a swampy logger
Swampy Logger by sexiscool69 July 25, 2009

Canadian Swamp Logger 

The act of defecating in a females mouth while having oral sex and cramming the poop log in with your penis. dirty.
Bro i gave Taylor the dirtyst Canadian swamp logger you have ever seen last night.

turd logger 

Someone who is always dropping dumpage.
Ex.
Person 1
Susie is always in the bathroom.
Person 2
She's a turd logger man.
turd logger by The3nforcer April 14, 2014

steamy logger

When the bathroom door is closed and the hot shower is running. Then having a poop on the toilet.

Creating a foggy logger of steam that lingers for quite some time.
Yo dude that steamy logger is really bad, idk if the shower will even do much after that.
steamy logger by Dolantrumpy August 23, 2019

One logger clogger

When you clog the toilet with one large turd. The turf tends to just kind of waller around in there.
Hey, do you have a plunger? Just had a one logger clogger. Yeah, man. No U-bend for this thing. Gonna have to chop it up
One logger clogger by Joebock November 22, 2020

lincoln logger 

when you take a poop that is so large it needs to be broken up by a lincoln logger in order to be flushed
Wow that lincoln logger was so big i had to use a stick and break it up before i flushed
lincoln logger by Mallie November 28, 2005