steamy logger

When the bathroom door is closed and the hot shower is running. Then having a poop on the toilet.

Creating a foggy logger of steam that lingers for quite some time.

Yo dude that steamy logger is really bad, idk if the shower will even do much after that.

by Dolantrumpy August 23, 2019

turd logger

Someone who is always dropping dumpage.

Ex.
Person 1
Susie is always in the bathroom.
Person 2
She's a turd logger man.

by The3nforcer April 14, 2014

lincoln logger

when you take a poop that is so large it needs to be broken up by a lincoln logger in order to be flushed

Wow that lincoln logger was so big i had to use a stick and break it up before i flushed

by Mallie November 26, 2005

Geeter logger

A meth infused fire wood logger that can not measure or follow through with getting any wood at all.

I’m not buying any wood this year from that geeter logger.

by The Methmaticians of the N.W. September 25, 2020

PHantom Logger

An unknown person who purposely leaves large turds in the toilet without toilet paper indicating wiping of the anus. The goal is to horrify and repulse the person that finds the unflushed logs and has to flush them.

The phantom logger has struck again, I just found a massive log in the mens bathroom. The dirty fucker doesn't even wipe.

by James OQueefe July 5, 2018

alabamma logger

Shitting in a condom, freezing it and using it as a cheap substitute to a dildo.

Meg: Hey gurl, last night I made an Alabamma Logger
Vik: Lassssss, that's fucking grim

by pokeybwank January 20, 2014

swamp loggers

a painfull dump that feels like you're crapping out logs

Jake: so wat did u get at taco bell?
Nick: the spicy beef burrito
Jake: bro, you're gonna get some serious swamp loggers

by hanglestein July 11, 2010