lolfensive

A portmanteau of the acronym "lol" and the word "offensive." Used when something is undeniably funny, but in terribly bad taste.

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?"
"I don't know, what?"
"Nothing! You already told her twice."
"lolfensive."

by sindex October 25, 2009

Empty Set of Loafers

In middle management a person who thinks that they know what they are doing but in reality they have no clue of what is actually going on.

That guy thinks that he knows what he is doing but he is an empty set of Loafers.

by Coop1964 October 30, 2015

Light in the Loafers

Refers to a male who is perceived to be gay or homosexual. Specifically a man that has fashion sense, and a cheerful disposition. Loafers refers to shoes. It is implied that the individual is about to fly away like a fairy.

That guy is light in the loafers.

by IrateLiberal December 30, 2011

leffen

The best solo Fox main of all time. He is usually pretty chill until he loses and blames it on either being Swedish, bad seeding, the TOs being dumb, or because Puff is broken.

Person 1: Hey did you watch that sick melee set last night?
Person 2: Yeah man, Mang0 destroyed that dude
Person 3: That "dude" is Leffen, the best Fox player of all time. He was suffering from jet lag so he wasn't playing 100%. Didn't you check his twitter?

by slugchrist July 14, 2019

Stiffy by the Liffey

The Dublin Spire, a monument in Dublin, Ireland, which some see as a phallic symbol. The Liffey is a nearby river.

The government is going to build another useless monument like the Stiffy by the Liffey.

by Michael David Reisman January 20, 2009

stefan löfven

Big dick with no friends. He suck his 1 inch dick everyday. He has huge balls but a very small penis. He is virgin and 80 years old.

You så gay, you are a stefan löfven

by Kolasås December 12, 2016

light in his loafers

Euphemism for homosexual man, especially when implying femininity.

Jerry: Why isn't John here at the bar watching the local sports game?
Jared: He's going shopping with Jenny before they go see Chick Flick.
Jerry: What, is that his girlfriend or something?
Jared: I dunno, John always seemed a little light in his loafers....

by T Cook May 15, 2006