A perk of being a resident of Lockland. When procuring a hooker, you have the option to cost share with other residents. You can buy the hooker yourself or just buy one hole and your friends can pitch in and each purchase an additional hole at a lower rate.
Guy 1: Man I really want a blowjob but "local hooker" is charging $50
Guy 2: let's see if Guy 3 wants to join and we'll do the Lockland Split for $20 each
Guy 3: sounds good as long as I get the asshole
Guy 2: let's see if Guy 3 wants to join and we'll do the Lockland Split for $20 each
Guy 3: sounds good as long as I get the asshole
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Person one: Says something kinda mean
Lochlyn: How dare you
Five minutes later
Lochlyn: Sorry I got mad at you its all better now
Lochlyn: How dare you
Five minutes later
Lochlyn: Sorry I got mad at you its all better now
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Hey man sorry I missed the round I was taking a locklan i thought the grim reaper was gonna snatch me
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