Lochte

To destroy a restroom and then claim to be a victim.

Jocelyn went in the bathroom and Lochted it up!

by airlai August 22, 2016

Loccy

To reach a certain level of your Loc journey where it is surpassed your peers

I’m feeling mad loccy right now bro

by Blackmangettingmoney October 10, 2022

Loch Ness Monster

n. An abnormally long piece of human excrement, characterized by the tail end going down into the bottom of the bowl, and the head end breaking the surface of the water. A poop is only classified as such when it is in one continuous, unbroken piece. In many cases, the person responsible for the freak-poop is astounded by how much poop came out of them.

Pooper: "Holy Crap, dude, come check this out. I just crapped a Loch Ness Monster!"
Friend: "Oh my gosh, what the hell did you eat?"

by drobert January 9, 2010

Lochlan

Lochlan's Are Usually The Cute/Gullible Type Of Guys. They're Funny And They Know How To Make People Laugh. They're Good With Being Romantic Too.

Person 1: Did You See That Kid Over There?
Person 2: he's Quite The Lochlan

by -M☺️ August 9, 2016

loch

A lake leading out to the via narrow passage. Used in Scotland and Eire.

Loch Ness is a famous loch. Alrigh ya bumfluffa!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004

Lochan

Lochan is a loving guy who has the biggest heart. Super athletic and does whatever is takes to win. He is the prettiest eyes and an amazing body!!

Lochan is such a stud

by nakdbekansbe April 1, 2020

LOCH ARBOUR

0.1 square miles of seaside heaven inhabited by relatively harmless narcissistic lunatics.

Village of Loch Arbour

by mamboking May 6, 2008