lip-locked

(v.) When someone does something so unattractive that your vagina (labia majora) literally sews itself up

I was lip-locked after his hot, stinky breath made its way into my nostrils.

by Madame Lillian December 7, 2019

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John Locke

1. A charachter in the tv series lost that is one kickass guy. Part woodsman, part mystical sage, part fighter (suck it charlie) and 100% dude. Even though season two makes him a little sissy bitch, you know he's gonna kick it old skool soon.

2. A philosopher who believed in tabula rasa (clean slate) and anti authority. It is believed from a lot of strong evidence, that this man did not kick so much ass while saying wise things as his namesake tv charachter.

1. John Locke after being told that red shirt people always die in star trek missions : "Sounds like a piss poor captain."

2. "Every man has a property in his own person. This nobody has a right to, but himself."

by FrebAbberline May 30, 2006

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Davy Jones' Locker

The bottom of the ocean. The final resting place for dead pirates.

Where's your captain?
We lost him during the storm, he's in Davy Jones' locker now.

by Tavita April 15, 2006

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Scrotum Lobe

The enlarged, sagging earlobe of an elderly person. Particularly if it has a pronounced crease down the center, making it look like a scrotum (Ball sack).

"Hey! Look! That man has a scrotum lobe!"

by RandomPrecision07 April 15, 2008

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Locked in

When you’re committed to one person in a relationship, and won’t let anyone else or anything tear the two of you apart. Only the two in the relationship has the key.

Cardi B and Offset are locked in now; he proposed to her!

by LulKnowItAll February 16, 2018

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