Loaf

A loaf is your crush or your bf/gf

My loaf is so cute!

Ruben is my loaf <3

by IG - @cxitlyn24 January 30, 2019

Loaf

Noun;loafer
Verb;loafing

Loafing, to invade someones space with your body, or possessions.

Loafer, to be the one loafing.

Jim and Justin were having a sleepover, while Justin rested peacefully, and Jim decided to roll over towards Justin, totally invading his space.

"Dude your loafing all over me!" Justin complained.
"Oh, sorry." Jim replies, rolling back over.

"Hey buddy, I decided to stock your cupboards with my tampons. So I don't have to keep bringing them over one by one."said Susan.

"Wow, I just can't believe you some times! You are the biggest loafer ever !"

by Super Slick Guy February 5, 2010

Loaf

A penis that is officially deemed as dangerous to the public.

The cops took away that guy and his loaf.

by Big Guns McGee September 14, 2009

Loaf

Ham- all that needs to be said

Ham is the loafest of the loafs

by not a loaf February 12, 2010

Loaf

A retard on the internet that is very epic

That loaf guy is so epic!!

by Loafxd November 29, 2018

Loaf

A woman's vagina and clitoris, can be changed to:
crusty loaf: a dry vagina,
White loaf: A white woman's vagina,
wholemeal loaf: A black woman's vagina

I munched on that loaf

by 7-aint-so-cool August 27, 2011

Loaf

to fucking shred

i loafed today with the boys

by laofdacity March 3, 2011