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Little Boy Hands (LBH) Syndrome 

When a grown man has the hands of a middle school aged year old boy. Everything else is very manly except for the hands. They are, however, known to be rather adorable. Some characteristics include: hairlessness, excessive nose picking, soft texture, perfect cuticles, shiny nail beds, short fingers in comparison to arm length.
Despite being 6'7'', his little boy hands (LBH) syndrome make him look as if he wouldn't be able to hurt a fly.
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Little Boy Wee 

The act of urinating in a public urinal with trousers and undergarments around your ankles in the manner of a small child.
Just saw Kris in the urinals having a little boy wee. Glad I wasn't there when he had to bend over to pull his pants back up.
Little Boy Wee by KriswithaK May 31, 2013

little-boy zoned 

When a boy gets rejected by an older girl because he is too young
boy: UH! I just got little-boy zoned by the hot year 10 girl!
little-boy zoned by iEatSpam June 27, 2018

little boy syndrome 

a man's momentary regression back to a childish nature whereby he purposely goes out of his way to piss people the fuck off (ex. if hes having a bad day, then everyone else has to also)... like a little boy
person 1: "frank's been pissing everyone off all day just because hes in a shitty mood."
person 2: "oh, hes got the little boy syndrome."
little boy syndrome by faancyface December 24, 2014

Little Boy Blue 

-taken from the nursery ryhmes of Andrew Dice Clay
"Little Boy Blue... Cuz he needah da money!"

Little Boy Blue 

When you stick your finger in someone's butthole and then stick it in their mouth.
Yo, I gave my girl a Little Boy Blue last night and she said "Oh what a good boy am I!"
Little Boy Blue by NightStalker0812 December 18, 2020

little boy who cried wolf 

a person who manufactures the truth (donald trump ??)

a children's fable about same, a constant LIAR !!
the police finally caged bubba up for being the little boy who cried wolf

he was the little boy who cried wolf, people finally got tired of that shit !!