Country Music Listener

(Derogatory) How the hell do you listen to this god forsaken genre of music? Stop, please, I beg.

Your friend Jean is a Country Music Listener I don't think I feel comfortable with you going over to their house ever again, for your ear's safety

by Actual Concerned Ctzn October 20, 2021

Donovan James Brad Oreias Anthony Muthuthanthrega Fernando The First: Listener of the Drums

A name that strikes fear into the hearts of mortal men. Having a name even a little similar to this, automatically ensures that you will receive bitches, and dominate all men, that stand before you.

Human 1: Dude did you see that absolute Chad yesterday!?

Human 2: I did. Apparently, his name is "Donovan James Brad Oreias Anthony Muthuthanthrega Fernando The First: Listener of the Drums" or just "DJ Brad"...

Human 1: I'm horny already...

by TheScratchinCO May 3, 2022

Billie ilish listener

Normally a depressed 11 year old with a sad bard Simpson profile picture on instagram tiktok or other social media’s

Person 1:Hello what’s your Favourite music artist?
Person 2: Billie ilish

Person 1:fuck off Billie ilish listener

by Daniel the smart boy November 6, 2020

Instant Listener

Someone who claims to be a die hard fan of a music artist once one of their singles gets popular to seem cool when they actually greatly dislike said artist.

Girl: Omg I love this band! Their my favorite!

Man: Didn't you just tell me you hate these guys?

Girl: Ya but that was last week before I heard their new hit song!

Man: Man your such an Instant Listener...

by Nick Corn February 24, 2009

Weezer listener

A white men, usually American. Who enjoys listening to Weezer. Weezer fans tend to be really lonely individuals. Who get no bitches.

Person 1: Bro let’s listen to Weezer
Person 2: Mathew wtf I’m not a Weezer listener

by I commited genocide twice! March 14, 2023

active listener

One who pretends to act like they are listening to what you are saying to them while they are actually just thinking of a response. These bastards have to follow every single clause that comes out of your mouth with something to the effect of: "Oh Yeah?" "Ahhhhhh" "Oh Alright" "I see" or one from the plethora of others.

I am really sick of the active listeners in this office. He knows exactly what you mean before you even say it... apparently.

by sp25 June 20, 2008

Switch listener

A person gifted at switching from them listening to you to you listening to them.

Noun

1. “I tried 10 times to tell Karen about my new apartment and every time, before I even knew what had happened, we were talking about her problems with her boyfriend. I felt like I was on a bad drug or something.”

2. I know, the girl’s a natural born switch listener

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011