lustarded

The state of being so lustful that you make yourself retarded.

Every time I see Katie I start acting like a tool; she just makes me so lustarded.

Can also be used as lustard - One who is lustarded.

by Crambo January 24, 2008

Liptard

An liptard is an idiot or other a moron or another name describing stupidity

"shut up you liptard"

by Mr English definition February 18, 2019

LIMOUSINE LIBTARDS

Used to describe still butt-hurt Hillary losers, Hollywood/"Hollyweird" residents, wealthy Liberals/Libtards, actors, singers, & other celebrities; who seem to think that just because they may be famous, that their political views and opinions seem to somehow matter, when in reality no one gives a shit.

Hilarious to see fat-ass sow & queen of limousine libtards Rosie O’Donnell screaming and shrieking about Trump! At least we’ll be entertained for the next four years….

by SwimSomewhereElse March 4, 2017

lister fiend

a troll that lives in girls mouths so that they cannot kiss, similar to pillow pants (pussy troll), but in the mouth

i would have kissed her by now if it wasn't for that stupid lister fiend!

by listerfiend August 7, 2006

listerine challenge

An actual challenge, not a prank, to see how long one can withstand swishing a full shot (the cup attached on the bottle) of Listerine - *Cool Mint* inside their mouth.

This is usually very difficult to do for most people, given the fact that the formula for most Listerine products gives a burning sensation that damages the sensitive tissue inside your mouth.

But on the plus side, the victim of the Listerine Challenge gets a cleaner, fresher, mouth.

**this is in no way promoting the products of Listerine, or any dentists.

See also: cinnamon challenge

Friend 1: "Hey, you want to try the Listerine Challenge?"

Friend 2: "Okay, what do I do?"

Friend 1: "Swish this small cup full of Listerine - Cool Mint, in your mouth for 30 seconds, and you'll get 10$ dollars."

Friend 2: "Challenge accepted."

10 seconds later...

Friend 2: "Fuuuuuuuuuuu!!1!!"

by Poop The Human August 27, 2012

Lisgar CI

Made-of-win public school in Ottawa, Canada; formerly known as Ottawa Collegiate Institute. One of the top academic schools in the city, to the point that parents will camp out for several days to get their children a cross-boundary transfer into the school. Has a tradition of running over nearby schools in such areas as trivia, Nordic skiing, Latin, and musical ensembles. Not to be confused with Glebe CI, a similar nearby school which doesn't even bother to compete in any of these areas.

Lisgar CI is so nerdy, our school cheer starts with Greek letters!

Phi Chi Psi
Kappa Lambda Pi
Ae Protus Protus Ae
OCI!
Hullaballoo Hullaballoo Hullaballoo Balaa
Lisgar Lisgar
Rah Rah Rah!

by TheKillerRabbit August 3, 2007

Listerine

1. A drink that is meant to be used in your mouth to sterilize it.
2. Can also be defines as a indian's (native american) favourite drink.
3. Can be used as a refresher for ur breath
4. Also can be used to drink as a replacement to lysol for indians.

1.(john): shit look at that native across the street
(mary): yeah i know, hey wait shes drinking listerine
(john): yeah i know look at her chug that shit

2. shit john ur breath stinks like ass lemme buy u some listerine.

by Mason Mang February 19, 2007