listomania

A word associated with annoying behavior while at a music festival

LISTOMANIA, LISTOMANIA, LISTOMANIA and so on

by HarryDee May 15, 2010

listos

The short version, summary of a long post/paper/article

From the post Listos always asking for a shorter version

<person A posts 3 page science article>
<person B posts "Listos?">
<percon C posts 3 sentence summary of article>

by Daetrin April 24, 2004

Listowelitis

Terrible chronic affliction caused by being born, being from or living in Listowel for too long.

Listowel, Co. Kerry is like if South Park, Emmerdale and every TV drama & comedy show about a place were real but in Ireland.

They have Listowelitis, I wouldn't go near them too much, you may get a black eye or worse.

by News2mey November 5, 2021

Linston

A person who many ladies find attractive with his staunch Demeanour. Doesn’t say much and not one for long term relationships.

Omg this guy at my work is so good looking but I know he’s to hard to keep. He’s a bit of a Linston.

by Loverboyandshaqgirl November 22, 2021

Lisztomania

A: A feverish enthusiasm for the music of Liszt
B: the best song by Phoenix (French band)

Person 1 “ Run, Run, Run is the better than lisztomania”
Me: ”I respect your opinion but you’re wrong”

by codenamedoIphin December 15, 2022

Circus tent listo

when a guy gets a boner and his pants stand out like a circus tent does becasue of your hands holding it up while doing a trick on your bicycle.

Look riding my bike with no hands on the handle bars pulling a Circus tent listo.

by Listodurock909 June 22, 2018

linston

noun: an obese man's tiny weiner..

l in s ton

1 in. 5 ton

the obese individual's cock is only 1 inch long, but it's so fat that it still weighs 5 tons.

(this originated in barrhaven, ontario. fuck anyone who says otherwise)

commenting on fat dude walking by: that fat dude right there's got a linston for sure

by you_know_me_613 March 7, 2010