Lisa

The girl who through thick and thin you want by your side. She’s sweet, caring and has a smile that can light up a whole room. She also has eyes that can look into your soul and make you believe in true love. Often times they are used and abused by others but when they find the right person who can make them feel like they’re the only person who matters they will tell you everyday the love you and will instantly make you they’re best friend.If you ever find a Lisa you should hold her tight and never let her go. Also probably has a dog named Bella

You see that girl over there that’s my Lisa she’s my everything

by TacoCorp69 October 7, 2020

dental plan, lisa needs braces

a timeless phrase, used with great versatility. you can say this at pretty much any time or situation but definately works best when said during one of those long awkward pauses in a conversation.

sometimes shortened to simply "dental plan..." let open to completion by others present, or simply left abbreviated.

taken from the famous "union" episode of the simpsons, this is what homer repeats to himself over and over again whilst trying to decide whether to pursue a dental plan program for workers of the nuclear plant or to give up this right for a free keg of beer. hrmmm....

... dental plan, lisa needs braces

some guy: "and that's when i realized that my glasses were on my *head* the whole time!"
dudes: " .... "
me: "... dental plan, lisa needs braces"

by Olly J July 8, 2005

Lisa Manoban

My wife.......

Thats just about it

My wife is Lalisa Manoban

by Like mate stop procrasinating October 10, 2019

lisa mckeown

a tiny midget who enjoys golden showers and rim jobs.

'hey lisa mckeown, will you pee on me?'
'anyday hun'

by Missy Bolanrey January 8, 2010

Lisa Turtle

Being the only black person in a group of white people

I would run for congress but I don't want to be a Lisa Turtle.

by Thisguy34 September 6, 2013

Lisa

A very caring, compassionate person that has a huge heart. She's a great listener and will always be there for you. She's a lovely person and is very understanding. She very socialble and is extremely beautiful inside and out. She can be selfish or hard at times but in the end she will realise she's in the wrong.

She always loves a party. And is very fun.She likes a drink but she understands when to stop.

If you ever meet a Lisa you will be extremely lucky. It may be an opportunity to find a new caring friend.

Friend: she looks like a Lisa. She loves a rave.

by Familyis4eversaystheheart January 28, 2018

Lisa Ann

My most favorite pornstar.

Along with being a pornstar, Lisa Ann is an exotic dancer and an adult model. According to BoobPedia, her cup size is 38E.

by Dancing with Fire August 25, 2011