Upper lip Suprise

when u have an unappealing mustache or wanna be stache.

That gay motorcycle cop has an upper lip suprise

by SxyPenguin308 April 21, 2009

stiff upper lip

The act of ejaculating on a womans upper lip then freezing it, then you punch the frozen lip.

Arnold gave marrisa a stiff upper lip after she refused to make him a sandwich.

by meowwwwwwwwwwwwww11001152 May 9, 2011

upper lip

the correct way to describe you're top lip. This is a very biteable area of the body and is perfect for jokes. Your upper lip deserves the most and is best used for sex

Chase : whats that smell ?
kylie : your upper lip !

* crowd chants in laughter

by kykhuju December 12, 2019

Stiff Upper Lip

When you are completely smashed and cannot see a damn thing with a mouth full of snuff.

What's up brother! I got me a stiff upper lip!!!

by JBurke1017 December 26, 2019

Dirty Upper Lip

In regards to a female, suggesting that she has a mustache or is hairy in the face.

Steve couldn't imagine Matt kissing Kelly because her dirty upper lip would have tickled or made it seem as if he were kissing a man.

by pseudonym338 November 4, 2012

upper-lip valve

What you create when you place the mouth of a beverage-bottle whose contents you plan to finish right then under your nose, press it inwards lightly to form a seal, tilt your head back, and then slowly slide the bottle downwards so that its opening gets gradually exposed overtop of your mouth and you can thus guzzle the liquid directly down your throat; the trick is to keep your upper lip pressed against the mouth of the bottle so that you're still partially covering the bottle's mouth, and thus the drink glugs out slowly enough to allow you to swallow it at a comfortable rate until the bottle is empty.

I often get odd looks from others when I employ the "upper-lip valve" method of drinking out of a bottle, but it allows me to both still breathe freely while I'm downing said libation, and also keep from spilling it all over myself, and so I don't really mind being thought of as a bit weird or inelegant.

by QuacksO September 20, 2019

Upper lip shot

A portrait that has been cropped with the lips and chin remaining and has been tilted to the right at an approximately -30° angle. A take on photos you’d find at beauty centres, except it makes one go wtf.

Me: oh look a photo!
Friend: *takes photo*
*tilts and crops lips*
Me: upper lip shot!

by Jeffrey Brown June 4, 2021