playing with her lightswitch

Clitoral masturbation.

She just sat with her legs up, pants down, and playing with her lightswitch until she squirt.

by Gruntie Stevie September 21, 2019

Hiroshima Lightswitch

A fictional device "invented" by 2 mentally retarded KKK members in 2013. It would supposedly kill all Muslims in their sleep. Although the device never existed, just thinking about it was enough to get them arrested by equally mentally retarded FBI agents.

A Hiroshima lightswitch will kill all Muslims, I think.

by Resbot Magnesium June 19, 2013

Indestructible Lightswitch

Oops! Sorry Daniel Radcliffe. I see now how I'm the handstand guy and not the you.

Hym "Really. That's what it's like. You are trying to use trickery, pretending, and emotional appeals on an indestructible lightswitch... That ISN'T... EVER... GOING TO WORK. I... Am not an indestructible lightswitch... I am just a guy... Talking to a retard... Telling you that if you want the light to be ON... You have to flip the switch up, stupid."

by Hym Iam March 20, 2025

A lightswitch

CORRECT THOMAS! And much like you are to me, it doesn't have any sympathy for you.... It doesn't care what you say... It's just going to do whatever it does regardless of how it affects you and there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT. So... Drone strike the Capitol... Right?

Hym "Correct Thomas! A lightswitch! You want it to work differently. It doesn't work that way. Much like All-star Superman, when Lex Luthor has Superman's power and then loses it... If you cared about what was happening you could have already stopped it. But INSTEAD... You are lying, corrupt, piece of shit... And you will throw as many bodies in front of the trolly as it takes in the hopes that maybe it won't roll YOU over. So NO YOU ARE NOT NOBLY GOING DOWN WITH THE SHIP BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST TOO IMPORTANT... You are tossing bodies into the furnace in the hopes that it will keep you warm and alive long enough for you to get away with what you're doing. It'll kill me last. And it's way easier to steal antibiotics and Adderall from CVS was everyone but you is dead..."

by Hym Iam November 21, 2025

Flipping The Lightswitch

When you repeatedly flick a woman's clitoris, similar to the action of flipping a light switch.

"It's pretty dark in here, mind flipping the lightswitch?"

by Hydro pumper September 6, 2015

Light-switch Rave

Simulating the pulsating lights at a large dance party in a domestic setting by rapidly flicking the light-switch.

The Cheat is grounded! We installed that light switch so that you could turn the lights on and off, not so you could throw light-switch raves!

by Canadian November 13, 2003

lightskinchwe2.0

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by - Leyla June 30, 2021