sheet lifting jammie ghost

An epic morning fart

Me: What the hell?

Him: Yeah, she lets go with a sheet lifting jammie ghost every morning when she wakes up

by stuartc1 October 26, 2017

fizzy lifting drink

The best damn drink in the Chocolate Factory.

If you're feeling low, have a sip of the fizzy lifting drink. You'll feel great. Just don't hit the ceiling.

by tornado_time June 26, 2020

e-lifting

A technique for getting stuff for free online. To e-lift, start by picking out a company that sells products with a wide range of prices. Then, buy one of their cheapest products. When the product arrives, complain to a customer service rep. They will at least offer to replace the product at no additional charge. Most of the time, they will send you a new product AND refund the original purchase. After all, they don't want their seller rating dragged down over one of their cheapest products. Once in a while they will refund the purchase, send you a new product, and let you keep the original supposedly messed up product.

Warnings: Usually works, but doesn't work every time, so don't use it for anything that you wouldn't probably have bought anyway.

A man goes e-lifting some new sunglasses. He finds a company that sells $50 boots and a 3pack of sunglasses for $6.99. Knowing a customer service rep won't jam him up over a set of sunglasses for $2 each when they also sell boots for $50, he orders 2 sets glasses. When they arrive, he complains to a customer service rep that . Not wanting to have their rating lowered over their cheapest product, they offer to send him 2 new sets for free, refund the original order, and let him keep the "defective" products.

by schnappoulop October 17, 2012

rag lifting

The act of using your penis to lift a wet washcloth as many times as you can.

I was in the shower rag lifting the other day, and now im up to twenty reps.

by rbrite11 October 18, 2014

Nose Lifting

The verb form of "turning your nose up" at something.

Logan did some serious nose lifting when Connor suggested he go on a double date. No way he was going to deal with that again!

by DJWL29 February 1, 2020

Drop lifting

Going in to a store, any store, and taking a shit in the bathroom with zero intention of buying anything.

I am always drop lifting at the Chevron. Pretty sure the clerk is on to me.

by MR PROLIFIC June 20, 2019

towel lifting

Activity in which a group or individual goes to a beach and scouts for topless sunbathers on thier own. Group or person (always male) waits until topless sunbather goes into the sea leaving her clothes and equipment unattended. Clothes, towel etc. is then picked up and moved out of sight. When topless woman returns, she *may* allow the group or person to feel her tits (someone told me they got thier cock sucked too) in exchange for the safe return of their items. If not, the woman will face a long, semi-naked walk back to the hotel or villa.

Andalucia (southern spain-costa del sol) is a great place for towel lifting.

by kung-fu jesus September 10, 2004