Swear On Your Life Don't Gas
Swear On Your Life Don't Gas by KingHassan February 15, 2025
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This Can't Be Life
1. When something is so completely unbelievable/ridiculous that it doesn't seem real.
2. When some fuckery takes place in your life to the point where it seems surreal.
2. When some fuckery takes place in your life to the point where it seems surreal.
Josh: Dude, did you see Justin Biebers porno with Megan Fox?
Matt: WTF, THIS CAN'T BE LIFE!!
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So, today I almost got bit by a dog, raped by Rebecca black, I lost 5 thousand dollars, then my dog died. This can't be life.
Matt: WTF, THIS CAN'T BE LIFE!!
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So, today I almost got bit by a dog, raped by Rebecca black, I lost 5 thousand dollars, then my dog died. This can't be life.
This Can't Be Life by ThatGuyHarry June 18, 2011
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This Can't Be Life
A lovely drink originating in Grease 2012 on the small island of Ios. Created by a trio calling themselves OOF, This Can't Be Life consists of one shot of absinth, one shot vodka and a can of Redbull. This drink is well known for getting its victims shitfacingingly drunk very fast.
This lovely cocktails name is derived from its tendency to leave its victims thinking "this can't be life man"
This lovely cocktails name is derived from its tendency to leave its victims thinking "this can't be life man"
dude 1: Hey what would you like to drink?
dude 2: Make me a this can't be life!
dude 1: Idk man your only a heavy weight drinker and this creature here is only recommended for the very greatest of drinkers
dude 2: Make me a this can't be life!
dude 1: Idk man your only a heavy weight drinker and this creature here is only recommended for the very greatest of drinkers
This Can't Be Life by Frankai January 15, 2013
This life just isn’t fulfilling
This life just isn’t fulfilling by Death Menace July 18, 2022
ain't about that life
Another way to say that something doesn't fit a person, doesn't suit them, or isn't met for them. Commonly pronounced as "ain't 'bout dat life."
Sarah is so hot for Dave that she is acting like she's easy to get his attention, but she ain't about that life.
That geek Bill Nye watched way too much Breaking Bad and now he's trying to find a partner to cook meth with. We all know he ain't 'bout dat life.
She was talking shit about my best friend, so i punched her in the face instead of talking shit. I ain't fake, I ain't 'bout dat life.
That geek Bill Nye watched way too much Breaking Bad and now he's trying to find a partner to cook meth with. We all know he ain't 'bout dat life.
She was talking shit about my best friend, so i punched her in the face instead of talking shit. I ain't fake, I ain't 'bout dat life.
ain't about that life by Purplexy October 17, 2013
I don't know your life
Phrase exclaimed by those working in fried chicken restaurants when they don't know what else to say
(Like, "Oh, sorry, my mistake)
(Like, "Oh, sorry, my mistake)
**As witnessed at an actual Popeyes by T. Dale Shaw**
Elderly Woman: I called in an order for 300 pieces of chicken.
Popeyes Worker: (audible smack) Is dat fo here o to goes?
EW: Honey, I can't eat 300 pieces of chicken.
PW: Bitch, I don't know your life.
Elderly Woman: I called in an order for 300 pieces of chicken.
Popeyes Worker: (audible smack) Is dat fo here o to goes?
EW: Honey, I can't eat 300 pieces of chicken.
PW: Bitch, I don't know your life.
I don't know your life by dilbear February 25, 2005
you ain't about that life
The definition of you ain't about that life means that your not about to do something. You claim that you are but you don't, your to afraid and chicken out.
you ain't about that life by wendy cherubin May 6, 2012