Limoshlong

Extra-ordinarily long penis (in excess of 10 inches). A person who resorts to enlargement surgery to achieve such length is said to have a 'stretched' limoshlong.

person 1: "damn that's one long shlong"
person 2: "It's a limoshlong"

alternatively...

person 1: "Care to see my new stretched limoshlong?"
person 2: "no"

by John Holmes May 13, 2003

liposuction

Something people to to remove fat using easier means. You must undego surgery. It is thought that either reallly fat people get it done because their too fat to lose weight any other way, or really skinny people who think their fat when they're not. Alternatively it is also thought that it is for lazy people to lose weight and gain a better figure with, without jus simply eating less and exercising more. It can also cost you a fat chunk out of your wallet.

Self obsessed whore-"Dave thinks I'm fat"

Friend of self obsessed-whore, Whorette-"Honey, you should try liposuction, I know this great plastic surgeon doctor that I can recommend you too."

by Gma June 9, 2005

lidstone

A lidstone is a person who enjoys their own private space, is a whizz with a spreadsheet and gives you great tv series recommendations. Trustworthy and sound, everyone needs a Lidstone in their life.

He was such a Lidstone. He had that data in a spreadsheet before you knew it.

by Alpacafan February 10, 2022

You work at lids

Cause you be Capping

Maaannnn you work at lids

by Antraya May 31, 2018

tin lids

Rhyming slang for "kids."

Get tha tin lids out to tha beach or something, I want some peace'n'quiet!

by Jaco August 7, 2004

liposuction

hey everyone...america invented something awesome! you see, first it was mc donalds so that everyone would love the food and the government would get a ton of tax from the consumers, but now, you can eat mcdonald's and not even worry about getting fat. well, you'll be paying tax ofcourse, but now fat can be sucked right out of any part of your body. that's right. and you'll look good, so the other shallow people will like you. good job.

hmm...i ate too much this week and i really dont feel like going on a healthy diet and getting excercise. Hey wait, why don't i just get liposuction?

by Anonymous September 6, 2003

Lidls

A German multi national market company that is set to take on Tesco in 2050. Cheap brands and cheap labour is extended in order for the lower class citizens to afford it like myself . Apart from the brand being completely undistinguishable compared to commercial products there is simply no difference.

"Lidls" own brand of shampoo, beacuse your worthless.

Person 1: I'm going to the Lidls shop right now, would you wait for me across the counter?

Person 2: No way man, I don't want be seen around with you in Lidls, friends will think I'm cheap.!

Person 3: Fuck off, I'm human you know. I need to eat something to live!

by Lonelybastard February 5, 2010