Lockup

When your brain shuts down after seeing a fantastic piece of ass walk by, preventing you from continuing whatever you were doing.

Boris and Jerry are having lunch at McDonald's talking about neural networks just as a milf walks past. Jerry notices the milf....

Boris: "Please explain what you mean by the nested node method of traversing..."

Jerry: "Huh,.... hang on Boris I am having a lockup, I need a moment to reboot"

by JerryfromAus April 12, 2008

Lickapotomus

Someone who steals in such excess that their prize weighs them down like a Hippo.

Dude we had a party last night and all of are shit got jacked.

Well thats what happens when you let a bunch of Lickapotomuses come through.

by RobbyBenjamin June 5, 2016

Lockup - You Know?

Lockup is a documentary which airs on MSNBC. The show documents inmates serving time in jails and prisons. "You Know?" is the most commonly said phrase; which is used excessively by almost every single inmate. So Lockup - You Know? comes from the simple fact that the show is called "Lockup", and that every episode will include people that will say "You Know?" at the end of each one of their sentence.

Roses are red, you know? Violets are blue, you know? The inmates on Lockup can't articulate their thoughts without saying you know, you know? So it ends up being all about Lockup - You Know?

by the2ndflood July 7, 2010

lickapus

(1)-Noun-A lesbian Dinosuar.

"That there is a anchient Lickapus hip bone!"
"Why is it red?"
"Well you see..."

by Rage April 24, 2003

licksplit (V), (N)

1.Much better than lickity-split, and hopefully not nearly as fast!

2.To engage in cunnilingus, but not have to know how to pronounce it.

3. As a noun, a great session of muffdiving.

Sandy can never stay angry with me after a good hour of licksplit!

by John McAloon October 29, 2003

Polish lockup

A social situation where a very attractive or desirable woman demonstrates romantic or sexual interest in a man, yet the man is totally oblivious to the woman's intentions.

"Dude, what happened? I thought G-Money had that girl locked up."
"No, buddy. It was a total Polish lockup. She wanted him so bad, but he didn't see it. After G-Money left, she asked me for his phone number!"
"He'd be slapping those nice titties all night if he wasn't so retarded."

by neodood July 31, 2006

Lickapalooza

The wet and noisy greeting 'enjoyed' by chihuahua owners every time they walk through the door and sit down anywhere in the house.

I no sooner hit the sofa but the chihuahuas started up the lickapalooza.

by Brynn's Madre August 1, 2008