licks balls

the art of being something, lousy, terrible, lame; not very good

"Do you like Guns n' Roses?"
"No, they lick balls"

by Captain Undies November 8, 2004

licks the kitty

the act of placing tongue on young feline. the act of placing tongue on vagina(pussy). when adding a name to it, very funny phrase to say in your head to make you laugh.

mama cat licks the kitty.
(any name) licks the kitty.

by jackal210 July 29, 2009

Licks the lid of life

Saying on a muller advert...

But.

Is also used as a saying for a lesbian, or male who enjoys giving oral sex to a female.

"Yep. She defently licks the lid of life."

"Get any lid licking last night mate?"

by Yer a pure babe! March 2, 2008

licks dick lesbian

A feminine bi-sexual woman.

Yeah, I know that Sharon Stone has a girlfriend, but she must be a licks dick lesbian, because she rode me like a mechanical bull last night!

by Dr. Peter Poppinhyman, OBgyn May 30, 2006

licks griddle

Something thats "sucks" to the point of being almost painful.

You had to watch Police academy 4...man, that licks griddle.

by PhD Strange October 11, 2007

Licks Balls

Sucks in comparison.
Made famous from the Movie Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. They're standing outside a convenience store they don't like.
Jay: "This place licks balls compared to the Quik Stop."

Me: "Their church choir licks balls compared to ours."
My son: "Mom, that's not very Christian-like."
Me: "Um, OK. The Devil licks balls compared to God."
My son: "That's better."

by MadamexXx February 24, 2009

Licks Nuts

Term used to define something that is of inferior quality.

"The IROC-Z licks nuts." Often followed by the guy sticking his toungue out and making the motion of licking unshaved ball sac.

by Lord Rodericus July 30, 2003