Corporate lackey

A person who thinks that his lowly corporate job is the be-all and end-all of his pathetic existence.

So that corporate lackey thinks that coming in early, working after-hours and working on the weekends will benefit him, and will get him noticed by "upper management"? Wow, he is in for a rude awakening!

by Elmer the Fudpucker January 12, 2012

Loompa'licker

A male or female who receives pleasure from giving cunnilingus or fellatio to a person of very short stature a.k.a. a "midget".

"Hey Donna, you're never going to guess who got her pussy licked out by Rich last night? My friend, Bridget the midget!!! He's a bonafide champion Loompa'licker now!!!

by green eyed lady 13 July 30, 2014

Organ Licker

A person who plays the Hammond organ.

"I am the Organ Licker"

by Proud and Nasty July 30, 2020

Dog Shit Licked Eyed Blindness

That drunk, one eye is closed the other is half open & bloodshot.

Did you see bobby last night, he had total dog shit licked eyed blindness

by Greg_the_Smeg July 16, 2018

raccoon mouth licker

An individual who is so crazy that they would lick a raccoon's mouth. Popular term used amongst individuals whom reside in bumblefuck.

Christyn: Hey, did you hear that Chris slept with my ex-boss?

Ellie: Boy howdy, that cougar slayer sure is a raccoon mouth licker!!

by Non-raccoon mouth licker March 25, 2008

Malt licky

Malt licky Texas is the home of famous celebrity “bartle doo”, he went to crap mo stank elementary and graduated at peeny needles

Example of this word: I’m from malt licky texas

by Kdawg9001 August 23, 2021

piss licker

A demeaning term to ridicule or hurt someone,
a guy literally licking piss

You piss licker!

It's not piss, it's cock juice!

Doesn't matter, piss licker

Oh come on! I'm not gay!

No, you're a piss licker!

by Fukaface! October 14, 2011