Denim Lickers

Only the best Kickball team you’ll face on a Friday night

Bryce: who are we playing next week
Alex: oh no…
Bryce: Oh god, no not the Denim Lickers

by PASTEP June 6, 2025

Reckless Lickers

Individuals who shamelessly flatter or ingratiate themselves with people in positions of authority—whether seniors in college, club heads, or corporate managers—in order to gain favor, recognition, or personal advantage. Reckless lickers are known for prioritising praise over performance, switching allegiances quickly, and surviving more on charm than on skill.

“He didn’t join the club for passion—he’s just a reckless licker carrying coffee for every senior.”

“Reckless lickers spotted in the wild: volunteering for everything… but doing nothing.”

“She doesn’t even do her tasks—total reckless licker, always praising the boss’s haircut.”

“Bro, don’t trust him—he’s one of those reckless lickers. He was hyping up the debate club yesterday, today he’s licking the dramatics seniors.”

by Bruce Baldha September 14, 2025

Loompa'licker

A male or female who receives pleasure from giving cunnilingus or fellatio to a person of very short stature a.k.a. a "midget".

"Hey Donna, you're never going to guess who got her pussy licked out by Rich last night? My friend, Bridget the midget!!! He's a bonafide champion Loompa'licker now!!!

by green eyed lady 13 July 30, 2014

Organ Licker

A person who plays the Hammond organ.

"I am the Organ Licker"

by Proud and Nasty July 30, 2020

raccoon mouth licker

An individual who is so crazy that they would lick a raccoon's mouth. Popular term used amongst individuals whom reside in bumblefuck.

Christyn: Hey, did you hear that Chris slept with my ex-boss?

Ellie: Boy howdy, that cougar slayer sure is a raccoon mouth licker!!

by Non-raccoon mouth licker March 25, 2008

piss licker

A demeaning term to ridicule or hurt someone,
a guy literally licking piss

You piss licker!

It's not piss, it's cock juice!

Doesn't matter, piss licker

Oh come on! I'm not gay!

No, you're a piss licker!

by Fukaface! October 14, 2011

poo licker

One who is an annoying, spineless, shit talker that cant or wont back up the shit spilling from their cock holster

Dale talks so much shit, I tried to beat his ass but the poo licker took off running

by Drbigbuds July 12, 2007