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Ignorance Liberation Front

The secret name of the Tea Party used by it's over-class organizers like the Koch brothers, Dick Armey, and Josef Gobbels, Jr.
Over-Class Bastard #1: "We should have the Ignorance Liberation Front protest against oxygen."

Over-Class Bastard #2: "They would do it too! Ha ha. Those Tea Baggers are so gullible. Oh say, would you be so good as to pass me the Baby Pate?"
by Patrick Henry Ulanov November 14, 2010
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american liberation

it is basicly the opposite of arabian eyegoggles. its when you put your balls in a girls mouth and fart into her eyes, burning her eyes shut.
by bobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbfoygp December 9, 2008
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liberation

The act of bringing a female into a state of not being a virgin. This process is permanent. Artificial means of restoring the original state may seem to be physically possible, but in reality, it is theoretically and philosophically invalid.
"Then it happened again. Two years later, I am now with Christine in her apartment, letting our base instincts take over. Logic and Rationality's hold on us were slowly fading, and liberation would be taking place any minute now."
by simoncpu June 9, 2005
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operation iraqi liberation

a deceptive and official sounding word created by George W. Bush to cover up the fact that he just wants to finish what daddy started. YEEEEHAWWW, CALL DADDY, WE'RE GOIN' BACK TO THE DESERT just didn't sound as good. i wonder if the president would be as excited about the project if his daughters were over there waiting to get killed.
we can't tell the people the truth about this war, let'smake up something that sounds official...hmmmmmmmm, how'bout operation iraqi liberation.
by kevin December 28, 2004
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libationarian

Someone with an encyclopedic knowledge of cocktail mixology. First appears in Scott Lynch's "A Year and a Day in Old Theradane" in the anthology Rogues.
"Sophara scrawled orders on a slate and handed it to one of the libationarians, whose encyclopedic knowledge of the contents and locations of all the bottles kept the bar running."
by Kiminoa November 5, 2014
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animal liberation front

A group in america that fights for the rights of animals.

Sort of similar to PETA( people for the ethical treatment of animals).

But, it is different from PETA because the ALF is way more hardcore than PETA.

The Animal liberation front will burn down houses, businesses, buildings, they will steal animals from zoos, testing labs, and any other places that have animals.

Because of all the destruction that the ALF has caused, it was named a terrorist group.

another group that is similar to the ALF is the ELF, which is the earth liberation front.
guy 1: I work for peta
guy 2: really, you guys are awesome
guy 1: thanks, what do you work for??
guy 2: the animal liberation front
guy 1: REALLY!!!! you guys rock!!
guy 2: thanks
guy 1: the people at peta will give you more money and help you out some more
guy 2: THANKS!!!!!! I hope the goverment doesn't suspect us working together again, or we will be toast!!!
guy 1: yeah, but that won't happen again.
guy 2: okay, tell Ingrid I said hi
guy 1: okay, bye
guy 2: bye.....

animal liberation front is somewhat dangerous, but only dangerous to people that will mess with animals.
by ANY NAME I WANT TO BE June 19, 2008
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arboreal libations

alcohol originating from tree's
aka pine cone liquor

from the television show squidbillys
i heard you have been consuming certain arboreal libations on the work site
by frenetically April 25, 2011
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