Levi

one who is a crazy sword/gun loving son of a bitch
look at the levi in the sword store
by monicatwilly October 6, 2008
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Levi

Levis are ridiculously good looking, tall, and muscular in a natural, un-juiced way. Levi is one of the sexiest-looking guys you will ever meet, and most likely rocks long blonde locks and could make a living as a model or porn star (which I will expound upon later). Most likely a blue-collar type dude who loves tools and does some form of construction for a living. Levis are athletic as hell and are into nature and building things and and are outdoorsy, and are most likely a country boys from big families. When you meet a Levi you will be instantly charmed and you will probably never forget him. Levis are very funny and happy and charming at first, but they typically show a dark side once you get to know them a little bit better. Levis may say things that make you feel really bad when they smoke a little ganja, and that dark Levi side will start to emerge. Levis are the best fucks ever, hands down, no contest. A Levi will have you squirting loads all over the place, and will perform/suggest many fun but rough acts in the bedroom, including but not limited to; choking you, buttsex, peeing on you, destroying your tits, pulling your hair, and may even threaten to kill you or make some kind of plaster cast of your body after sex. This may leave you with strange feelings about Levi, but deep down you know that you want more.
That Levi is a sick twisted mofo! But he's so flipping hot.

Why isn't that Levi a pornstar?
by ~TheHeadOfPamelaAnderson~ April 16, 2013
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Levi

"Oh come on Levi."
by divabootrash August 30, 2016
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Levi

Levi is a word often given to those possessing the name "Levi", and often have traits such as hair, skin, limbs, and are born in the months January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November or December. As of now, there are no known people named Levi who live in Fr🤮nce.
"Hey Levi"
"Yeah?"
"Why do we call you Levi?"
"Because my name's Levi you fucking moron"
by thefakebee April 17, 2022
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Levi

Levi’s an incredible guy with so much patience and will accept you for who you are, flaws and all. He will stick with you and is so selfless. If you have a Levi in your life please keep him because there will come a time that you really need him and when you do he will right there waiting.
Life is so boring right now...
Hey! Why don’t you try talking to Levi?
you know that he will answer
by thathumanyouknow August 25, 2020
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Levi

a very hot man, i want him to rail me
LEVI IS SO HOT 😍😍😍😏❤
by ErRRrRRrR sUcH a BaDdIe March 8, 2021
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Levi

Levi is a tall guy he is most likely to be six feet one inches. He is a tall person with a deep voice but don't be scared of him he is a gentle giant he will be your best friend. He will be your friend but if you are disrespectful to him he will be disrespectful to you so don't be disrespectful to him.
by Hylah September 11, 2019
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