Latcher

A Latcher is someone who "latches" onto you and forms an unhealthy attachment towards you OR sucks you dry physically and emotionally. They then proceed to move on , meanwhile you're left mentally exhausted.

"Gurrrl..JUSTIN was *such* a latcher!! Dodged a bullet on that one!"

"Quit bitching about your problems to me. I got my own to deal with. Quit being a latcher!"

by SugarT August 8, 2014

song latcher

one of those stupid people who latch on to a song you are singing/humming to yourself and sing it along with you..

i hate these people.

eilidh: 'this time baby i'll be bulleee..'
sarah: 'BUUULLEEEETPROOOOF..'
eilidh: *walks away* 'bloody SONG LATCHER!'

by 120pens August 8, 2009

Family latcher snatcher

An in-law who has few, no or strained relationships within their own family but gives you advice and direction then builds alliances and bonds with your kin where you feel like an outsider.

My dil used her family latcher snatcher skills to alienate me from my siblings.

by Emmiee August 31, 2023

litcherally

In a litcheral manner or sense; exactly.

informal meaning:
used for emphasis or to express strong feeling while not being litcherally true.

"the driver took it litcherally when asked to go straight across the traffic circle"
"I have received litcherally thousands of letters from my friend Josh B"

by winningmike5391 February 25, 2018

Latcher

Someone not in a group of friends who tries to become one of them by following them around all the time. The group of Friends hate the Latcher but are sometimes too afraid to say it to his face so he continues to latch onto them. It is important to ignore the Latcher, also known as a Leech and hope for him to go away. If you notice a Latcher tagging along then it is easier to ditch him earlier rather than later. The worst Latcher known to man is Adam Barnett.

Tom: Lads lets go and play footie
(Latcher i.e. Adam Barnett follows them to the field)

by Phil Mi Groin May 27, 2018

Latcher

An Outsider, usually a new kid at school who will follow the popular friend groups around without actually being one of them. The Friend group actually hate the Latcher and the best thing they can do is to tell him to go away and never latch on again. The Latcher usually comes from a background where they have been ignored by parents, peers and everyone else in society. Therefore they cling onto anyone they can find, rather like a parasite or a leech. It would be fair to call a Latcher a leech.

Cool Kid: Come on lads, let's play some footie!
Barnett (example of a Latcher) follows them without being invited
Woke cool kid: Oi what are you doing you Latcher? Go back to the toilet where the rest of you pond scum reside.

by Phil Mi Groin May 27, 2018

leacher

A leacher is an unimposing person that always accompanies another person which in most cases is very beautiful and self-confident. Leachers do not have a social situation for themselves, instead they are taking benefit of the person they are conducting. Most beautiful girls are surrounded by at least one leaching girl. Strong men also have leachers, mostly wimps trying to take benefit.

"Hey PJ, lets get out to have some fun." -> "But who is gonna drive?" -> "Hmm, lets ask Lauch, he sucks but he has a car."
In this example everybody is happy, two guys getting a car plus a chauffeur and one guy (the leacher) getting social life.

by WOS October 6, 2005