Lester's Hello

A greeting, usually given to a new female employee at Lester's Clothing Store, in which the male employees bring the new cashier to the basement, surround her in a circle, and ejaculate onto her.

We gave this girl the biggest Lester's Hello I've ever seen. She ran out of the basement screaming and hasn't been back to work since. I can't wait until we get a new cashier.

by Boombabyboom December 29, 2009

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Moe Lester

personification of a child molester

My teacher told me to have some extra lessons with him next week. I'm already terribly scared of Professor Moe Lester.

by Emu Lgator March 15, 2004

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Phil lester

Someone who should name his child mal.

Mal-lester

Get it yet??

"Hey, that's Phil Lester's son, Mal-lester *entire population begins laughing*"

by Humpayy May 10, 2018

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Lester Blow Out

It is when your anal ring is stretched to the max bending over for the big one. Also known as takin it dry.

Mikey had a Lester blow out while in his bosse's office. He took the big one dry...

by TeaBaggs December 29, 2009

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verb; to comment on a Facebook comment that was posted by someone to whom the status update does not belong or to banter or converse back and forth with other posters while the individual who posted the original status is unaware

Also, listerize

I woke up this morning to 300 email notifications. Boy, was I lesterized!

by ukeyonna September 24, 2010

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