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Lesbean

When a straight female consumes a rainbow bean which consists of the following ingredients:
12% Alexis Matteo, Vegan Agar Agar (30%), Homosexual nicorn semen (20%), A granulated and vapourised segement of Judy Garland's DNA (2%), A tooth from the emeciated body of Spongebob Squarepants (5%), A red skittle (1%), The tissue from the heel of Beyonce's first pair of Louboutins (16%) AIDS (12%)

You will be able to purchase a packet of Lesbeans at your local retail stores or good supermarkets such as: Slayyynsburys, Aldi Delano, Mark and Spencer, Walmart, Target and Tes-you go girl.
''You're too gay to function''
''That's because i have been eating these LESBEANS''
by walmartwilly. June 6, 2018
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Lesbraterian

Lesbraterian (luh-aye-zuh-brah-tuh-aye-ruh-ee-uh-ruh-uh-un) noun.

A term that identifies a lesbian libertarian librarian.
OMG! Sue is so cool. She is a lesbraterian.
by Dragonlady58 April 9, 2021
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lesbean

i am a lesbean
by hola soy doraaaa April 17, 2022
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lesbianese

hey mom did you know im lesbianese?? i like women wow
by flowerflor May 31, 2018
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lesbean

by dresri March 16, 2011
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lesboner

n. An erection attained while observing two or more lesbians involved in sexual activity.
Have you seen that movie with Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon? Lesboner ahoy!


That old Traci Lords porn when she's eating that Black chick always gives me a lesboner.
by Guido Paparazzi September 2, 2005
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lesbianary

"Fuck she has the most lesbianary tits"
by toemouse April 9, 2008
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