Animals Close Up With a Wide Angle Lens

A show with animals such as cats and dogs sniffing the wide angle lens close up.

The show is called animals close up with a wide angle lens.

by yizee January 5, 2011

Big Dick Lens

A Big Dick Lens (BDL) is any camera lens bought primarily by men in mid life crisis for the sake of male enhancement. A BDL is exorbitantly expensive, providing it's owner with a feeling of smug superiority. Examples include the Leica Noctilux-M 50mm f/0.95 ASPH., which retails for almost $12,000. Nobody needs a BDL for any useful purpose, it's purely for show.

Guy: I need a Big Dick Lens for my Leica M10

Other Guy: Get a Noctilux, that BDL will give you a monster cock!

by KenRockwell69 August 13, 2018

death lens

.3x Century Optics wide angle camcorder lens. Used by skateboarders. The name was coined by the danger of skating close to the skater with the camera.

I want a death, but they're so expensive. They look sweet on a vx1000.

by me March 18, 2003

spiking the lens

In television, film etc.
Spiking the lens is looking directly at the camera, possibly breaking a wall of reality.

We need another take, he was spiking the lens.

by jzilbek March 10, 2007

The Lens

A Canon 200mm 1.8L. One of the sharpest lenses ever made. It acts as a benchmark for every other lens.

It weighs about 7 lbs. As of writing they cost about $3,500-$4,000 used.

"The Lens" can out resolve the sensor on the Canon 5D wide open.

"The Lens" is great for sports photography.

by Nick M.87 July 27, 2008

fish eyed lens

Its like a fish eyed lens!!

"Dude I just don't get it"
'Bro it's like a fish eyed lens"
"Ooh I get it now!"
"Exactly!"

by grown ass man May 27, 2014

Zoom lens

The lazy man's dolly or tracking shot. Used effectively only in cases where speed is needed to grab the audiences' attention.

"We're losing light. Let's use a zoom lens instead of going through the difficulties of pre-planning and executing a superior tracking shot."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004