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legitomite

Something that is clearly not genuine, yet is passed off as such. Such statements or claims are bolstered with absurd credentials that are patently false and easily disproved.
I am a legitomite inventor. I invented chairs, clouds and the concept of irony. You can check my references with the Bureau of All Things Legitomite.
by met2art April 17, 2011
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Legitimidget

An honest to god Legitimate Midget, with a big head, short legs/arms and a long torso. Not just a very small/short person
Hey, don't bag on that legitimidget for stealing that handicapped spot! He has no choice but to be nose level with assholes for the rest of his life!
by ryeguythefryguy September 12, 2010
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legitbait

Clickbait that is enticing, but does not mislead the user. It is legitimate and delivers on what it promises to show. Also known as Type I clickbait, the term was originally suggested by Brady Haran (Numberphile on YouTube).
I thought the title for the article: “9/10 Americans don’t know these bizarre facts” was clickbait. But it was legitbait! I didn’t know any of these facts!
by Bergenhoek August 17, 2021
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legitimate rape

Most women are running around hoping some neanderthal will force his will on them. The very few who don't really want it are the legitimate rape vicims. (Todd Akin, R-Mo)
A Republican representative has said that women don't become pregnant if they are the victim of legitimate rapewhile explaining his anti-abortion views on TV.

Todd Akin, a nominee for Senate in Missouri, also told the Jaco Report that it was rare for a woman to become pregnant after being raped because the 'female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down'.

The GOP senate hopeful was explaining his no-exception rule when it comes to abortion.
by OptimisticSoutherner August 20, 2012
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legitimate rape

An extremely inappropriate way saying that a specific incidence of rape has been investigated and determined to have occurred in an illegal manner.
“If it’s legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut the whole thing down,” Todd Akin explained to a St. Louis TV station in 2012 before losing his race for US Senate.
Todd Akin went on to claim that if the female body does not shut down and a baby is born it will be a special little child.

Todd Akin gave the following example: “I had a number of people in my campaign that were children…who were conceived in rape.”
by mlhiss May 17, 2019
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Legitties

Combination of Legit and Titties.
Noun. Natural breasts, not implants.
Bob: No... Those can't be...

Jimmy: Yeah man. Those are some nice legitties.
by Whizzurd48 March 10, 2010
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Legitimi

The scientific plural of legitimate. Used when something is SO legit it deserves a plural!
DUDE TONY! Those NY strips were legitimi!!!
by harry3829293 April 28, 2010
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