My wife left me and took the kids

A saying that really gets a conversation going. People who use this tend to go around telling everybody, some will get offended, others will just laugh. A great ice breaker sentence.

“Shit. My wife left me and took the kids”

“Damn. Sorry Jeff that sucks. Merry Christmas?”

by bankssbitch November 21, 2018

left right goodnight

To swing a combination of 3 punches, alternating from your left hand to your right, scoring a KO with the third.

John: Danny was being a cheeky cunt last night.
Mark: Oh yeah I heard, didn't you end up knocking him out?
John: Yeah, gave him the left right goodnight.
Mark: Solid cunt.

by BanterWagonn March 12, 2014

Ate and left no crumbs

Meaning that a person popped off in a good way. They killed it. Almost as if they took all the talent and skills and did not leave enough in the world for everyone else.

Person A- *sings amazingly and surprises everyone with their amazing skills*
Person B- “Holy shit, she ate and left no crumbs for the rest of us!”

by GooseneckPro November 17, 2020

Left-on-open-ophobia

The irrational fear of being left on open on snapchat.

I am scared that they will leave me on open because I have left-on-open-ophobia.

by mr_candyman July 3, 2018

michigan left

On divided highways, a michigan left is the act of making a right onto a road, getting into the far left lane and making a left through a paved U-Turn to go left again. It's the only way to go left in a lot of parts of Michigan.

I was on Rochester Road in Troy and had to make a Michigan Left to get back on big beaver.

by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

Left on read

When an individual whom you’ve sent a message/snap to, opens the message knowing full well that you can see that they have and then chooses not to reply. A particularly obnoxious thing to do if the message deemed an answer

I got left on read by him

by Imabsolutelytwatted August 29, 2020

third guy from the left

A worldwide handsome man named Kim Seok Jin from the uprising Kpop group BTS (Bangtan Seonyeondan). He claimed the name from a picture that was taken when BTS won Top Social Artist at the BBMAs.

"The third from the left is cute."

"The third guy from the left is cute."

by kyokotolokoto November 23, 2017