lavagan

Anal except with a carpenter in which the carpenter inserts the hammer into your rectum (often twisting as well)
Lavagans often result in death.

Jimmy, my carpenter, gave me a lavagan last night... it was excruciating.

by Mister Conjuction October 12, 2015

Sweaty Lava

The act of having sex in a hot tub with a menstruating woman. From the show The Detour.

"I searched the web and found the following for sweaty lava..."

by A.Warm May 30, 2016

lava lamp

The best kind of lamp.

My friend has a lava lamp and we like to trip out and stare at it.

by Celeste A. April 18, 2006

lava pussy

A vagina that erupts with juices after sex during a woman's period.

Nikki had some crazy lava pussy after I made love to her so I put my face between her sexy legs, sucked the lava out of her pussy, and licked her clit until she came in my face

by Namni1978 June 25, 2014

Lava Blossom

A swollen anal sphincter aka rosebud from multiple rounds of acidic, explosive, burning diarreah. Usually occurs after excessive partying.

Stan: Hey Roger. How was your spring break in Florida?
Roger: It was awesome brahhhh. Partied all day and night. I was hung over and puking and shitting all day. I shit so much I wound up with a Lava Blossom.

Stan: Let me see it (Roger drops trou and bends over).

Stan: OMG brohhhhh. Is that a Lava Blossom or ground hamburger? You better put some salve on that thing.

by Eaton Holgoode March 14, 2015

Lavanya

Beauty, grace, charm, attractiveness, wit, intelligence... Basically everything that a woman possesses!!

You have so much lavanya, i so totally envy you!!

by LavanyaNupur February 5, 2010

lavapoo

when diarrhea feels extremely hot and fiery upon exiting the turdholder.

Lavapoo is thought to be well above 214.5 degrees according to scientists in Tokyo.

Darrel was not looking forward to walking home with a starfish devastated by lavapoo.

by scottoff August 20, 2007